The crew kicks off Black Friday with a rant about corporate madness before diving headfirst into Wicked mania, Ariana-and-Cynthia heroics, and whether musicals should sing every damn line. From stuffing vs. dressing wars, premature Christmas décor, and drunk-Santa holiday movies to Die Hard debates, AI delusionals, and a deep dive into Golden Girls backstage beef, this episode mixes nostalgia, pop culture, political shade and few horror-movie mashups that definitely lead to accidental porn.