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The Melting Pat

Pat Johnston

Episode 562: Be Weird, But Keep It Classy

DEC 20, 202570 MIN
The Melting Pat

Episode 562: Be Weird, But Keep It Classy

DEC 20, 202570 MIN

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Happy holidays! Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55). Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER!Sign up for the monthly newsletter here!Join the Patreon here!Stream or download The Attic Sessions here!Listen to our Soundtrap songs here!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here!Show notes