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The Melting Pat

Pat Johnston

Episode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It

MAR 7, 202633 MIN
The Melting Pat

Episode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It

MAR 7, 202633 MIN

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Pat plays music from Portside Dive (4:07), rants about morning soda versus coffee (8:21), rambles on superpowers he would choose (13:33), and wonders why rich people are odd (19:52), before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain (27:33).Find more from Portside Dive here!Sign up for the monthly newsletter here!Join the Patreon here!Stream or download The Attic Sessions here!Listen to our Soundtrap songs here!Join our Facebook Group here!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here!Show notes