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The Melting Pat

Pat Johnston

Episode 581: I’ll Stay Home If You’re Like That

MAY 2, 202650 MIN
The Melting Pat

Episode 581: I’ll Stay Home If You’re Like That

MAY 2, 202650 MIN

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Pat plays music from ...you're the worst (2:51), rambles on surrogacy adventures (7:51), rants on poor behavior in public (13:11), answers a question on high school reunions (23:56), and talks Phillies (37:23), before getting another playoff Flyers Update from The Captain (44:06).Find more from ...you're the worst here!Sign up for the monthly newsletter here!Join the Patreon here!Stream or download The Attic Sessions here!Listen to our Soundtrap songs here!Join our Facebook Group here!Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here!Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here!Show notes