This is parts 1 and 2 together, with no pre-waffle from the authors, should you wish to listen to it in its entirety.Ten years ago or so, a comedy was recorded as a pilot. It was so completely and utterly confusing that it would never see the light of day. But now the dustbin that is podcasts exists, a shining platform for the strange and beautiful. So finally the story can be heard. Sit back, pour yourself a glass of whisky, and see if you can make head nor tail of this story.CAST:Narrator: Simon ArmstrongSimon Mary: Russell GomerPhilip: Zoe DaviesBrian Hovis: Ian ConninghamAliens: David Leverton and Ross GrantThe Great Ubiquitous Progenitor: Hywel Evans <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>