Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

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Dopey Podcast is the world’s greatest podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit. Chris and I were two IV heroin addicts who loved to talk about all the coke we smoked, snorted and shot, all the pills we ate, smoked, all the weed we smoked and ate, all the booze we consumed and all the consequences we suffered. After making the show for 2 and a half years, Chris tragically relapsed and died from a fentanyl overdose. Dopey continued on, at first to mourn the horrible loss of Chris, but then to continue our mission - which was at its core, to keep addicts and alcoholics company. Whether to laugh at our time in rehab, or cry at the worst missteps we made, Dopey tells the truth about drugs, addiction and recovery. We continually mine the universe for stories rife with debauchery and highlight serious drug taking and alcoholism. We also examine different paths toward addiction recovery. We shine a light on harm reduction and medication assisted treatment. We talk with celebrities and nobodies and stockpile stories to be the greatest one stop shop podcast on all things drugs, addiction, recovery and comedy pathfinding the route to the heart of the opioid epidemic.

Recent Episodes

SEP 30, 2026
Justin Krompier: Heroin, Xanax, Ambien, Robbing Dealers, and his path to Yosemite and Recovery | Wednesday Dose
Timestamp notes Time 00:01 Dopey theme and introduction 01:00. Spirituality, different paths to recovery, and DopeyCon preparations 02:29 Vegan food, new beanies, and introducing Justin 04:00. Austin’s voicemail: childhood inhalant use 07:00 Losing his vision while huffing gasoline 09:24 Patreon comments, listener support, and correcting the theme-song credit 13:54 Justin joins Dave; adventure, creativity, and twelve-step anonymity 16:16 Maintaining recovery while traveling 18:28 Growing up in New Jersey and looking back at family dynamics 22:31 ADHD diagnosis and Justin’s experience with prescription stimulants 29:11 An intense Ambien experience and romanticizing drug culture 31:34 Weed, The Drug Years, Blow, and the hippie fantasy 36:09 Wisdom teeth, painkillers, and Trainspotting 40:45 Blues at Hofstra and using his film budget to fund addiction 43:02 Making a senior thesis film about an overdose 47:28 Losing friends and opportunities after college 49:35 Cosmetic testing to buy pills 51:39 Using at work, taking family money, and parents trying to help 56:05 Offering dealers gas and repeatedly trusting a scammer 59:05 Robbed at knifepoint; dislocating his shoulder in the struggle 01:01:22 First rehab and rejecting recovery suggestions 01:03:36 Seeing former using friends clean at a meeting 01:05:50 Peach Festival plans and reservations about psychedelics 01:08:09 Mushroom chocolates, cocaine, and a return to opioids 01:10:26 Heroin addiction and crying on the way to score 01:13:00. Sneaking into dealers’ houses to steal drugs 01:14:44 Xanax, blues, a totaled car, and using pills before police could find them 01:18:43 Christmas with his cousin and finally admitting his addiction 01:20:39 Wild, the possibility of change, and voluntarily seeking treatment 01:25:19 Willingness, surrender, and accepting treatment recommendations 01:27:38 Meetings, Oxford House, and rebuilding from scratch 01:30:02 Delivering pizza to the man who rejected him for a production job 01:32:19 UPS, adventure podcasts, and developing a photography portfolio 01:34:38 Yosemite and Big Sur change his direction 01:36:47 Deciding to leave UPS 01:39:10 Early recovery, laughter, and an opening in production 01:41:24 Taking risks and sharing creative work online 01:43:38 Finding support, selling prints, and learning the photography business 01:46:05 Buying a van and preparing to hit the road 01:48:30 Building the van with help from his recovery community 01:50:46 Turning recovery experience into confidence to pursue bigger dreams 01:53:08 Dave and Justin compare their creative journeys 01:55:25 Life on the road, photography, and traveling solo 01:57:43 Sharing recovery publicly and inspiring others 02:00:00 Keeping recovery first 02:02:12 Dave’s connection to photography and the outdoors 02:04:34 Interview ends; DopeyCon, Patreon, and closing announcements 02:07:02 Sign-off and closing song
129 MIN
SEP 25, 2026
Dopey 601: Kevin O’Leary on Obsession vs Addiction vs Greed, Getting Rich, Feeling Empty, PLUS a dude loses a balloon of heroin up his butt in jail...
Timestamp notes 00:02:42 — Dave introduces the Kevin episode, celebrates his Ben Stiller commercial, and shares a message about reaching out for help. 00:07:37 — Limited merch and DopeyCon updates. 00:12:25 — Adam calls in with a story about receiving heroin during jail visits. 00:14:28 — Unable to hide a balloon of heroin the usual way, Adam swallows it. 00:16:54 — The balloon finally passes. There are no gloves. 00:19:16 — Dave reacts and starts reading responses to Garrett McClendon’s episode. 00:26:17 — A listener marks episode 600; Dave prepares to bring in Kevin. 00:29:55 — Kevin O’Leary joins Dopey: Shark Tank, the American dream, and what viewers don’t see in a pitch. 00:34:40 — Kevin on his harsh reputation and his intolerance for bad business ideas. 00:37:00 — Drugs among the wealthy and Kevin’s longevity routine. 00:43:54 — The job that made Kevin decide he wanted to be his own boss. 00:48:35 — Kevin recalls working with people coming out of prison. 00:50:50 — Why he thinks pursuing wealth as a symbol of status leads to misery. 00:53:14 — “We’re rich as piss. What do we do now?” Success, emptiness, and a failed attempt to retire. 00:55:28 — John Mayer, guitars, watches, photography, and the problem of having too little time. 01:04:53 — Alcohol and Kevin’s memories of a college roommate’s drinking. 01:07:17 — Practice, consistency, Jane Fonda, and the decision to drink less. 01:11:55 — Drugs, sobriety, and the responsibility of performing for an audience. 01:14:12 — Kevin’s current work on data centers and power projects. 01:21:23 — Mark Cuban, Shark Tank investments, and a memorable cupcake pitch. 01:26:07 — Favorite records, Steely Dan’s Aja, and the sound of a great stereo. 01:33:13 — Marriage, sex addiction, and the start of “This or That.” 01:35:31 — Guitars, gold, Rogan, the Knicks, Trump, and Kevin’s fellow Sharks. 01:40:35 — Dave invites Kevin to DopeyCon and they wrap the interview. 01:43:02 — Dave’s recovery message and the rest of the Patreon comments. 01:45:28 — Behind the scenes: Kevin sets up his own camera and sends Dave an edited recording. 01:47:51 — Spotify listeners react to Garrett’s story. 01:55:02 — Dave clears up Aja versus Asia, launches the worst AA text contest, and signs off. 01:57:00 — Jake’s banjo cover of “Good So Bad.” 02:01:17 — “Forever in Debt.”
123 MIN
SEP 24, 2026
Crack, Xanax, and a Car Crash into a Riverbed, Marc Maron, Bam Margera, Brandon Novak, Anders Osborne & the Dopey Nation | Dopeycon 2 - Dopey's Greatst Hits
Timestamp notes 00:00 — Dave introduces the DopeyCon 2 Greatest Hits replay and remembers Colleen MC. 03:30 — DopeyCon on October 3 and comments on last week’s replay. 06:30 — Australian listener’s mushroom voicemail: falling in love with a “tree” that turns out to be a yucca bush. 13:16 — The original virtual DopeyCon 2 begins. 16:06 — Dave visits the building where Dopey started with Chris. 17:38 — Dopey Nation welcomes and messages. 21:24 — Scummy Morrison on motocross, drug use and treatment. 26:34 — Dave revisits another building from his history with heroin. 30:04 — More Dopey Nation stories and messages. 38:20 — Anders Osborne performs “Mind of a Junkie.” 45:36 — Jessica Kent’s story of addiction, arrest and prison. 54:09 — Alan joins Dave and Ray. 01:04:22 — Robert Iler’s story. 01:11:37 — Bam Margera’s DopeyCon message. 01:13:26 — Aurora and a Thanksgiving story from homelessness. 01:19:56 — Susan Wong performs her DopeyCon song. 01:26:15 — Mike Majlak’s crack and Xanax story. 01:31:39 — Max of Fucking Sober on recovery memes. 01:33:00 — Brandon Novak on addiction and rebuilding his relationship with his mother. 01:38:08 — Andy Roy’s story. 01:44:00 — More stories from the guests, including Bob Forrest’s punk-era drug story. 01:56:00 — Dr. Nzinga Harrison on gratitude. 02:03:40 — Marc Maron and other guest messages. 02:08:13 — Remembering Chris. 02:16:51 — Dave, Ray and Alan try to close the virtual convention. 02:18:30 — Scout Willis’s song. 02:23:09 — More family and Dopey Nation messages. 02:27:48 — Brad Katz talks about the idea that became Dopey. 02:34:00 — Dedication to Colleen MC and thanks to the people who made DopeyCon 2. 02:41:43 — Alan reads a review and tells Dave he hypes Dopey too much.
165 MIN