Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

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Dopey Podcast is the world’s greatest podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit. Chris and I were two IV heroin addicts who loved to talk about all the coke we smoked, snorted and shot, all the pills we ate, smoked, all the weed we smoked and ate, all the booze we consumed and all the consequences we suffered. After making the show for 2 and a half years, Chris tragically relapsed and died from a fentanyl overdose. Dopey continued on, at first to mourn the horrible loss of Chris, but then to continue our mission - which was at its core, to keep addicts and alcoholics company. Whether to laugh at our time in rehab, or cry at the worst missteps we made, Dopey tells the truth about drugs, addiction and recovery. We continually mine the universe for stories rife with debauchery and highlight serious drug taking and alcoholism. We also examine different paths toward addiction recovery. We shine a light on harm reduction and medication assisted treatment. We talk with celebrities and nobodies and stockpile stories to be the greatest one stop shop podcast on all things drugs, addiction, recovery and comedy pathfinding the route to the heart of the opioid epidemic.

Recent Episodes

Dopey 578: She Shot So Much Heroin in her Butt, Half of it came off! And now she is a sober lawyer! Sara Clark
APR 17, 2026
Dopey 578: She Shot So Much Heroin in her Butt, Half of it came off! And now she is a sober lawyer! Sara Clark
TIMESTAMP NOTES 00:00 – Dopey intro song + Oro Recovery ad 03:08 – Dave returns from Dopeywood + meeting reflection 05:25 – Listener email: prison, relapse, and recovery 07:52 – Dave at Howard Stern vinyl party (Baba Booey, Chuck D) 10:03 – Neil Young “After the Gold Rush” + memory lapses 12:20 – Relentlessness in recovery and Dopey 13:27 – Mountainside ad 14:20 – Axel voicemail: weed dealing, fire, and burnt dick 18:22 – Braeburn ad (Reframe & Reclaim) 19:05 – Spotify comments (LJ Ruggiero episode reactions) 23:07 – More comments + DopeyCon music talk 24:10 – Orchard on the Brazos ad 25:28 – More comments + Dopey Nation shoutouts 29:00 – Recovery Unplugged ad 30:00 – Dopey Film Festival + DopeyCon update 31:00 – Guest intro: Sarah Clark Sarah Clark Interview 32:00 – Sober Girls group chat origin story 39:48 – Childhood: drug-addicted father + unstable upbringing 42:04 – Early addiction exposure + father’s drug use 44:06 – First drug use: alcohol → Xanax 48:45 – Arrests + first rehab attempt (runs away) 57:48 – Relapse → pills → heroin introduction 01:09:00 – First time shooting heroin (no effect → more) 01:11:35 – IV use escalates: neck, forehead, desperation 01:18:25 – Hustling, robberies, and chaos 01:27:54 – Abscess story → loses part of butt 01:30:07 – Hospital stay + immediate relapse 01:34:40 – Cycle of rehabs + running away 01:39:15 – Final decision to go to treatment 01:41:36 – Actually working steps for first time 01:46:25 – Sober living + first job 01:48:50 – Law school journey begins 01:53:28 – Getting accepted → charges dismissed 01:55:47 – Becoming a lawyer 01:55:47 – Adopting stepdaughter + breaking family cycle 02:00:20 – Life today: marriage, kids, recovery 02:02:27 – Outro + Safe Spot info + Dopey wrap-up 02:05:00 – Outro song (“Good So Bad”) 🎯 SEO KEYWORDS (cut & paste) Dopey podcast, Sarah Clark Dopey, heroin addiction story, IV drug use, shooting heroin neck, addiction recovery story, female addiction recovery, lawyer in recovery, sober success story, drug addiction podcast, abscess heroin story, opioid addiction, Xanax addiction, relapse and recovery, AA recovery, NA recovery, sober living story, addiction trauma childhood, junkie stories podcast, Dopey Nation, recovery podcast, fentanyl awareness, addiction and law career, heroin abscess surgery, addiction transformation story, sober influencer story
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127 MIN
Dopey's Greatest hits:  Steve Earle Got High at 11, Heroin, Prison, the Wire, PLUS the Return of My Dad
APR 16, 2026
Dopey's Greatest hits: Steve Earle Got High at 11, Heroin, Prison, the Wire, PLUS the Return of My Dad
⏱️ FULL TIMESTAMPS (WITH END) 00:00 Dopey intro song + Dave in overheated apartment 02:30 Dopey Greatest Hits + Steve Earle wins Patreon poll 03:30 Dave’s dad returns + weather + life talk 06:30 Childhood memories + teaching + bowling trophy 09:00 Apartment, food, money, and aging rant 11:30 Studio vs dining room + setup talk 12:30 Dopeywood trip begins (flight, airport chaos) 16:00 Travel stories continue (upgrade, food, hotel) 18:30 LA wandering + Tar Pits + getting lost 21:00 Finally gets to Dopeywood 22:30 Entering Comedy Store + crowd + seating 24:30 Show breakdown + Steve Poltz + comedians 26:30 Criticism: raunchy humor + confusion 27:30 Crowd + Dopey Nation + turnout 29:30 Spotify comments segment 30:30 Listener email about politics + “kill ICE” discussion 34:00 More comments + Matt story reaction 35:00 Intro to Steve Earle replay 36:00 Knicks + Miles Davis tangent 41:00 Dopey Film Festival plug 44:00 Transition to Steve Earle episode 🎸 STEVE EARLE INTERVIEW 46:30 Dave introduces Steve Earle 48:00 Dopey setup + broken computer + life updates 50:00 Meetings + recovery mindset 52:00 Poppy seed email (pods + “vomit tea”) 55:00 Poppy seed voicemail (UK story, addiction escalation) 01:02:00 Sponsor read 01:04:30 Steve Earle intro (long-awaited guest) 01:06:00 Music, Dylan, Beatles, songwriting 01:09:00 Touring, band breakup, solo work 01:12:00 Theater + creative process 01:14:00 First drug use — age 11 01:15:00 Family addiction + AA roots 01:16:00+ Early music influences + uncle + guitar ~END (~1:20–1:25 depending on version) End of episode 🎯 SEO KEYWORDS (cut + paste) dopey podcast, steve earle interview, addiction podcast, recovery stories, heroin addiction, poppy seed tea addiction, opioid withdrawal, aa recovery, music and addiction, steve earle drugs, country music addiction, dopeywood comedy store, addiction recovery podcast, substance abuse stories, recovery community, narcotics anonymous, early addiction stories, musician recovery, drug culture podcast, relapse stories, sobriety journey, opioid crisis stories, addiction humor podcast
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162 MIN
Allie Macofsky: Mushrooms, Blackouts,  Car Crashes Nicotine Obsession,  and Getting 10 years young | Black Tar in the Mail
APR 15, 2026
Allie Macofsky: Mushrooms, Blackouts, Car Crashes Nicotine Obsession, and Getting 10 years young | Black Tar in the Mail
⏱️ Timestamps 00:00 – Dopey Wednesday intro, theme song, Dave coming off Dopeywood high 01:00 – Dave on productivity, crossing things off lists, and procrastination hacks 02:30 – Dopey fitness challenge struggles, cheesesteak relapse, and getting called out by his daughter 03:30 – Ozempic, peptides, and body image talk 04:30 – Listener email: unopened package turns out to be a kilo of black tar heroin 05:40 – Dumping heroin across Alphabet City + Dave reacts 06:30 – Voicemail: chemical burn story while growing weed (potassium hydroxide disaster) 08:00 – Burning his dick, early recovery, and aftermath 10:20 – Dave reacts + talks about TV show with penis injury storyline 11:30 – Music break: “Let the Sunshine In” + Galt MacDermot talk 14:30 – Spotify & Patreon comments (sex addiction, pork buns, Chili Peppers doc) 18:30 – Comment of the day + Flea vs Bootsy Collins correction 19:30 – Interview begins: Allie Makovsky on nicotine addiction 21:00 – Vaping everywhere (including planes) + vape explosion story 23:00 – Switching from vaping to cigarettes + nicotine gum 25:00 – Sobriety timeline + smoking vs drugs comparison 27:00 – Meeting Marc Maron + Dopey origin story moment 29:00 – Allie’s parents meeting in recovery + relapse 31:00 – Childhood fame: prank calls on Kiss FM as “Little Allie” 34:00 – Early drinking, relationships, and escalation 38:00 – Cocaine use and boundaries 41:00 – Thoughts on drinking again + mushrooms curiosity 44:30 – Watching friend relapse after psychedelic use 47:00 – Ketamine therapy debate + sober identity 49:00 – Emotional check-in post-breakup + feeling stable 51:00 – Rave cruise story + staying sober in risky environment 53:30 – Missing “drug addict experiences” + rehab curiosity 55:00 – Allie’s drinking: blackout crash + family concern 58:00 – First AA exposure + resistance 01:00:00 – Relapse + realizing AA might be right 01:02:00 – Getting sober (Nov 1, 2015) 01:04:00 – Sponsor, step work, and early recovery structure 01:08:00 – Dropping out of program + later depression 01:11:00 – Returning to meetings + medication (Zoloft, Wellbutrin) 01:13:00 – Current program: meetings, sponsor, outreach 01:14:00+ – Comedy career beginnings + discovering standup 01:18:00 – Wrap-up conversation + reflections 01:19:30 – Episode winds down 01:20:00 – Outro / end of show
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86 MIN
Piss Pants Mushroom Jesus, Caked in Vomit VM, Dopey wood Review! Heroin!
APR 14, 2026
Piss Pants Mushroom Jesus, Caked in Vomit VM, Dopey wood Review! Heroin!
⏱️ Full Timestamps 00:00 – Late night intro, Dave can’t stop doing 5 episodes a week 00:30 – Dopeywood recap: sold out Comedy Store, best event yet 02:00 – LA trip madness: 12 interviews + 3 podcasts in 5 days 03:00 – Fan email from Brie: Dopeywood review + caffeine hangover 04:30 – Dopey fandom + meeting listeners + hug talk 05:30 – Lineup shoutouts: Cho, Maron, Bobby Lee, etc. 07:00 – Dave reflects on Dopey’s impact + Dopey Foundation growth 08:00 – Late night at Cantor’s vs Katz’s rant 09:00 – Patreon + Spotify comments intro 09:30 – Lena Dunham episode feedback + Chris reflection 10:30 – Weird opioid discussion + new drug landscape 11:30 – 90210 addiction joke tangent 12:30 – Listener voicemail: getting sober at 15 13:30 – Vomiting-on-a-classmate story 15:00 – Listener returns to Dopey after years away 16:30 – Dave reacts: gratitude + sending socks 17:00 – Intro to Total Replay: “Mushroom Jesus Piss Pants” 🔁 Total Replay Segment 19:00 – Classic Dopey intro: Dave & Chris dynamic 21:00 – Crack paranoia + meth stories 23:00 – AA step talk (6th & 7th step breakdown) 26:00 – AA resentment + fake alcoholics rant 30:00 – Dave vs AA culture + “this alcoholic right here” rant 34:00 – Chris defending spirituality + speaker tapes 36:00 – Mushroom story setup 38:00 – Chris eats all the mushrooms, thinks he’s Jesus 39:00 – Pisses the bed knowingly instead of going to bathroom 40:00 – Debates telling parents he’s Jesus 41:00 – Decides not to (they’ll know he’s high) 42:00 – Comes down, realizes he’s not Jesus 44:00 – Episode devolves into chaos + bad TV tangent 47:00 – Dave annoyed at recovery talk tone 49:00 – “Trust God, clean house, help others” debate 51:00 – Meth ejaculation rat study insanity 52:00 – Airport blackout Boston story 54:00 – Outro + reflection on Chris + comedy + Dopey evolution
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61 MIN