Welcome to episode two, which is debuting a reasonable 11 months after episode one. On this episode we have two special guests: a Russian exchange student and an Editor at Large, and we talk about my favorite subjects: conversations while shitting and tap dancing fetal pigs Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe" If you have any awkward situations please email [email protected] follow us on twitter @unfortunatecast tweet at us with the hashtag #unfortunatecast