<ul> <li>Thomas Markle finds happiness, Kristi Noem’s husband outed for his fetish, Bert Kreischer ruined MLB Opening Day, Jayden Ivey’s rambling posts, and WATP Karl with a Stuttering John health update &amp; the continued decline of The Howard Stern Show.</li> <li><a href="https://pagesix.com/2026/03/31/celebrity-news/ambrosia-founding-member-christopher-north-dead-at-75/"><strong>RIP Christopher North of Ambrosia.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ar-AA1ZPrMR"><strong>The war in Iran rages on as the stock market has a big day.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15685877/kristi-noem-husband-bryon-crossdressing-pictures-south-dakota.html"><strong>Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron, is busted with his ‘Bimbofication’ fetish.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/politics/kid-rock-army-apache-helicopters"><strong>Kid Rock had a helicopter drop by his house… and now the Army has suspended the crew.</strong></a></li> <li> <a href="https://abcnews.com/US/doj-told-judge-emails-suggested-maxwell-arranging-young/story?id=131566292"><strong>Prince Andrew needs so much help to get women. </strong></a><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn78xp0m75zo"><strong>King Charles is sucked into Andy’s mess.</strong></a> </li> <li>Sports: <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/tigers/onsi/news/justin-verlander-shaky-in-long-awaited-return-to-tigers-rotation"><strong>Justin Verlander was roughed up in his season debut for the Detroit Tigers. </strong></a><a href="https://awfulannouncing.com/netflix/fault-bert-kresicher-bombed-mlb-opening-night.html"><strong>Bert Kreischer and Netflix ruined MLB Opening Day. </strong></a><a href="https://www.prideofdetroit.com/detroit-lions-news/160893/lions-continue-controversial-tradition-force-frank-ragnow-to-repay-bonus"><strong>The Detroit Lions claw back some of Frank Ragnow’s bonus money.</strong></a> </li> <li> <a href="https://whoarethese.com/"><strong>Karl from WATP drops by </strong></a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgNDwY5bqDw"><strong>to update us on Stuttering John Melendez’s health, </strong></a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@howardstern/videos"><strong>check in on Howard Stern’s latest return to SiriusXM, </strong></a><a href="https://www.bethsfurryfriends.com/"><strong>cat fundraisers and more.</strong></a> </li> <li> <a href="https://people.com/meghan-markle-father-thomas-markle-reveals-relationship-nurse-after-leg-amputation-11937455"><strong>Thomas Markle has found love and we couldn’t be more happy for him. </strong></a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxz_JfvuZaI"><strong>We stand with Dan Wootton.</strong></a> </li> <li><a href="https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/jaden-ivey-cut-bulls-anti-lgbtq-video/"><strong>Jaden Ivey BLOWN OUT by the Chicago Bulls for his stance on the gays and other rambling social media posts.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/lifestyle/california-woman-becomes-worlds-hottest-grandmother/?utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_campaign=nypost&amp;fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPNDA5OTYyNjIzMDg1NjA5AAEe8CKg9KPK_V16pJyTIWSJEB4GoLJrJxXeOXw6YcjL8xWqVyfdoHALwC468Qk_aem_puxEifCRwZrJFkrbNAdPjA"><strong>Brittany Desborough is the hottest grandma possibly ever.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/opinion/stunning-arrests-in-sf-follow-a-tired-script/"><strong>The Ex-San Francisco Human Rights Commission director has been arrested.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/26/chicago-teen-takeover-arrests/"><strong>Teen Takeovers are still red-hot.</strong></a></li> <li><a href="https://www.bonfire.com/store/drewlaneshowstore/"><strong>Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever.</strong></a></li> <li> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsaxCI7BYruioGQB4392mCg"><strong>If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel,</strong></a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DrewandMikeShow/"><strong>Facebook,</strong></a> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/drewandmikeshow/"><strong>Instagram</strong></a> and Twitter (<a href="https://twitter.com/DrewLaneShow"><strong>Drew Lane</strong></a>,<a href="https://twitter.com/marcfell"><strong> Marc Fellhauer</strong></a>,<a href="https://twitter.com/TrudiDan"><strong> Trudi Daniels</strong></a>,<a href="https://twitter.com/jimbentley22"><strong> Jim Bentley</strong></a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/Pro_Duecer"><strong>BranDon</strong></a>)</li> </ul>