<ul> <li>Oprah Winfrey's mean streak, Tiger Woods loves pills, Artemis II to the moon, Lamar Odom makes Khloe Kardashian look good, a new Bonerline, Maz loves the Kennedys, and boxer Deontay Wilder's crazy story about impregnating his girlfriend.</li> <li> <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/01/science/moon-nasa-artemis-launch">Artemis II is launching into space to visit the dark side of the moon.</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gazoo">We don't want to hear about any signs of life unless it's The Great Gazoo</a> </li> <li> <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-address-nation-about-iran-he-signals-war-could-end-within-weeks">Donald Trump is addressing the nation on TV tonight to assure everyone that everything is fine</a>.</li> <li> <a href="https://apnews.com/article/homeland-security-government-shutdown-congress-trump-430a63267c48a190dccceec8b7e5569b">Congress has allegedly made a deal to fund DHS.</a> <a href="https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/tsa-workers-in-atlanta-ordered-to-give-back-gift-cards-that-tyler-perry-handed-out-during-shutdown/">Tyler Perry tried to fund the TSA, but buzzkills are making agents return his gift cards.</a> </li> <li> <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/golf/article/tiger-woods-had-two-opioid-pills-in-pocket-told-police-he-was-looking-at-his-phone-before-crash-143946201.html">Tiger Woods had pills on him during his most recent traffic crash</a>. <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/31/tiger-woods-field-sobriety-test/">He failed his sobriety test,</a> <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-15689523/tiger-woods-dui-arrest-florida-shirt-sun-day-red.html?ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_campaign=1490&amp;ito=1490">but at least he's making money because the polo he was wearing sold out</a>. <a href="https://www.bhpioneer.com/lifestyles/entertainment/whoopi-goldberg-sends-support-for-friend-tiger-woods-on-the-view/article_9d571031-9481-5e37-ad6c-6b4589f34491.html">For some reason The View defended Tiger Woods.</a> </li> <li>A brand new Bonerline.</li> <li> <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noems-kinky-bimbofication-husband-threatens-to-tell-all/">Kristie Noem's husband and his hot pants are the talk of the town in Washington</a>. <a href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kristi-noems-husband-allegedly-told-155833510.html">She now has the excuse to be out in the open with Corey Lewandowski.</a> </li> <li><a href="https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/01/lindsey-buckingham-allegedly-attacked/">Lindsey Buckingham was attacked in LA by his stalker.</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/31/megan-thee-stallion-hospitalized/">Megan Thee Stallion had to be rushed to the hospital in the middle of her Broadway show.... because she was tired.</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a70711686/dtf-st-louis-penis-curve-peyronies-disease/">DTF St Louis on HBO features too much penis.</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81759610">Untold: The Death &amp; Life of Lamar Odom is on Netflix. He seems like a real selfish jerk.</a></li> <li> <a href="https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/jeff-seidel/2026/04/01/detroit-tigers-game-score-recap-arizona-diamondbacks-tarik-skubal/89425059007/">Maz joins us after a Detroit Tigers loss</a>, <a href="https://bestclassicbands.com/ambrosia-founding-keyboardist-christopher-north-obituary-3-30-26/">mourns the death of Ambrosia founder Christopher North</a>, <a href="https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2026/03/31/why-frank-ragnow-repaid-detroit-lions-his-bonus-after-retirement/89394327007/">calls the Detroit Lions cheap</a>, <a href="https://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/michigan-state/spartans/2026/04/01/tom-izzo-phoenix-suns-nba-mat-ishbia/89419102007/">questions Tom Izzo's flirtation with the Phoenix Suns</a>, <a href="https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/2026/04/01/michigan-basketball-player-elliot-cadeau-suffers-medical-incident-ahead-of-final-four/89425949007/">Michigan PG Elliot Cadieux gets food poisoning</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Dispatch">making the cover of the Hudson Dispatch</a>, <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2026/03/27/jfk-jr-and-carolyn-bessettes-love-story-finale-explained/">Love Story: JFK Jr, and his own personal Carolyn Bessette.</a> </li> <li> <a href="https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/oprah-winfrey">We check Oprah Winfrey's Who's Dated Who because we cannot think of any other man she's dated</a>. <a href="https://amzn.to/4c1PBOi">Drew digs up more Oprah stories from the Kitty Kelly unauthorized biography.</a> </li> <li><a href="https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/01/deontay-wilder-sex-conceived-daughter-wild-details-boxing/">Boxer Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan a wild story about how his first baby momma tricked him and got pregnant.</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.bonfire.com/store/drewlaneshowstore/">Merch Madness! 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