Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched Riverdance: The Animated Adventure. Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse. Movie: Riverdance: The Animated Adventure Director: Eamonn Butler & Dave Rosenbaum Rating: Poison to frogs Follow <a href="https://patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee">our Patreon</a> for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

<description>&lt;p&gt;Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after &lt;em&gt;Cats&lt;/em&gt; tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched &lt;strong&gt;Riverdance: The Animated Adventure&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; Riverdance: The Animated Adventure&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Director: &lt;/strong&gt;Eamonn Butler &amp; Dave Rosenbaum&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; Poison to frogs&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Follow &lt;a href="https://patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee"&gt;our Patreon&lt;/a&gt; for show updates, episode notes, stills and more!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the...

Riverdance: The Animated Adventure

Our very first very special 2-hour On Release spectacular. What is there to say? We saw it. We went. There was vore. There were computer faces. There were naked human hands. Oh man. Oh boy. Oh kids. Featuring: Cami almost gets arrested, two literal dissociative episodes, filthy fursuits, a jellicle cat is a racist cat, everything you've ever wanted to know about trains (but it was too boring to ask), Ian McKellen's tongue acting, a tour of hell, podcast trial of the century Movie: CATS (2019) Director: Tom Hooper Rating: literalists go to hell Special thanks to interview victims: William "Just Here For Railway Cats" Harmon Chris "The Road Rage Cat" Fennell Joslin "The Boots-Wearing Cat" Harmon Jane "The Cat Who's Joslin's Mom" Mathews Randy "The Cat Who's Joslin's Dad" Mathews Abby the Consumptive Cowboy Cat Jenni the Cat Who Brought the Vodkas Kate the Aviary Cat Samantha the Cat Who's Happy for the Vore Community ...and two anonymous 12-year-old girls who had the misfortune to make eye contact with Cami while the audio recorder was out. intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

<description>&lt;p&gt;Our very first very special 2-hour On Release spectacular. What is there to say? We saw it. We went. There was vore. There were computer faces. There were naked human hands. Oh man. Oh boy. Oh kids.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: Cami almost gets arrested, two literal dissociative episodes, filthy fursuits, a jellicle cat is a racist cat, everything you've ever wanted to know about trains (but it was too boring to ask), Ian McKellen's tongue acting, a tour of hell, podcast trial of the century&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div class="copy-paste-block"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; CATS (2019)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Director:&lt;/strong&gt; Tom Hooper&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; literalists go to hell&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Special thanks to interview victims:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;William "Just Here For Railway Cats" Harmon&lt;br /&gt; Chris "The Road Rage Cat" Fennell&lt;br /&gt; Joslin "The Boots-Wearing Cat" Harmon&lt;br /&gt; Jane "The Cat Who's Joslin's Mom" Mathews&lt;br /&gt; Randy "The Cat Who's Joslin's Dad" Mathews&lt;br /&gt; Abby the Consumptive Cowboy Cat&lt;br /&gt; Jenni the Cat Who Brought the Vodkas&lt;br /&gt; Kate the Aviary Cat&lt;br /&gt; Samantha the Cat Who's Happy for the Vore Community&lt;br /&gt; ...and two anonymous 12-year-old girls who had the misfortune to make eye contact with Cami while the audio recorder was out.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;intro and outro music:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;“Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description>

Dante's Infurno

CATS

In accordance with MSM tradition (that is very on purpose and an intentional part of our brand, and NOT the whim of a chaotic universe), we present to you this year's Halloween-in-December pre-holiday spookfest: 2004's Spookley the Square Pumpkin! You may have heard of this lumpen mistake of nature recently from some other, much more popular podcast, who may have given away the whole synopsis to an audience who could populate a reasonably sized town, and may be smarter, funnier and collectively more handsome than at least one of our hosts.* It's okay, though, you wouldn't be listening to this show if you were interested in quality over quantity. It's only worth mentioning because we read out some reviews on this episode, and it should be noted this was recorded before that other show aired. You'll understand why it matters when you get there. Get cosy, get nogged, turn down the lights, and feast your ears on the terrifying ballad of Scrumbles the Squmpkin. P.S: We are so sorry for all the terrible things we said. *Cami Featuring: padcasts, the J/O-lympics, what the fuck is a veggie tale, laughing at a real dead guy, pumpkin full of organs, save the day with your huge square ass Movie: Spookley the Square Pumpkin (2004) Director: Bernie Denk Rating: Sigmund Freud Was Right intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

<description>&lt;p&gt;In accordance with MSM tradition (that is very on purpose and an intentional part of our brand, and NOT the whim of a chaotic universe), we present to you this year's Halloween-in-December pre-holiday spookfest: 2004's &lt;strong&gt;Spookley the Square Pumpkin!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You may have heard of this lumpen mistake of nature recently from some other, much more popular podcast, who &lt;em&gt;may&lt;/em&gt; have given away the whole synopsis to an audience who could populate a reasonably sized town, and &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;may&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; be smarter, funnier and collectively more handsome than at least one of our hosts.* It's okay, though, you wouldn't be listening to this show if you were interested in quality over quantity. It's only worth mentioning because we read out some reviews on this episode, and it should be noted this was recorded before that other show aired. You'll understand why it matters when you get there.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Get cosy, get nogged, turn down the lights, and feast your ears on the terrifying ballad of Scrumbles the Squmpkin. P.S: We are so sorry for all the terrible things we said.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*Cami&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: padcasts, the J/O-lympics, what the fuck is a veggie tale, laughing at a real dead guy, pumpkin full of organs, save the day with your huge square ass&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div class="copy-paste-block"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; Spookley the Square Pumpkin (2004)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Director:&lt;/strong&gt; Bernie Denk&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; Sigmund Freud Was Right&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;intro and outro music:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;“Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

spooky pasta

Spookley the Square Pumpkin

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isO4OZoZ8N4" target= "_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">I'm a little yellow fish in a deep blue sea - won't somebody save me?</a>  Oh yes we're revisiting the MILLENNIUM FISH MOVIE CRAZE that I bet you don't remember at all. With a completely inexplicable cast including Alan Paul, Aaron Rickman, Tabitha St. Germain and Terry Jones, Help! I'm A Fish is an inscrutable series of creative decisions that we were absolutely unprepared to witness.  Featuring: the continued saga of Dr. whatever his name is, yeet your sister, Doing The Icarus, and Alan Rickman's bare human ass Movie: Hjælp! Jeg er en Fisk (Help! I'm A Fish) (2000) Four Whole Ass Directors: Stefan Fjeldmark, Greg Manwaring, Michael Donovan, & Michael Hegner Rating: [sound only dogs can hear] intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

<description>&lt;div class="s1x7bffp-0 kyZMNz s1lytjva-0 hzBicn" data-tag= "post-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isO4OZoZ8N4" target= "_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;I'm a little yellow fish in a deep blue sea - won't somebody save me?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Oh yes we're revisiting the MILLENNIUM FISH MOVIE CRAZE that I bet you don't remember at all. With a completely inexplicable cast including Alan Paul, Aaron Rickman, Tabitha St. Germain and Terry Jones, &lt;strong&gt;Help! I'm A Fish&lt;/strong&gt; is an inscrutable series of creative decisions that we were absolutely unprepared to witness. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: the continued saga of Dr. whatever his name is, yeet your sister, Doing The Icarus, and Alan Rickman's bare human ass&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; Hjælp! Jeg er en Fisk (Help! I'm A Fish) (2000)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Four Whole Ass Directors:&lt;/strong&gt; Stefan Fjeldmark, Greg Manwaring, Michael Donovan, &amp; Michael Hegner&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; [sound only dogs can hear]&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;intro and outro music:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt; “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description>

gotta colonise something

Help! I'm a Fish

Big Audio tried to shut us down, but you can't kill what already wants to die... That's right, Murder-Suicide Matinee is BACK for an absolutely arbitrary Season 2. After moving to opposite time zones and losing a full episode and a half of recordings, regular brained podcast hosts might give up. But not us, baby. We're bigger and better and gayer than ever, and we're ready to talk at great length about the mixed CGI template for a screenplay that is 2018's Peter Rabbit. Featuring: Inexplicably dreadful audio, Name That White Guy, a straight up goddamn murder in the first ten minutes of this children's movie, and a whole lot of questionable use of mental health terminology that will probably get us cancelled!  note: There was something badly wrong with Lee's mic in the first half of this episode, so the audio quality is something akin to a 1910s preacher yelling into a tin can on a wire. It does get a little better later on. And trust us, we paid the price. Movie: Peter Rabbit (2018) Director: Will Gluck Rating: So STUPID why doid they do that cringe stupid go get a sandwich! intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie   <a href= "https://www.patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee">we have a brand new Patreon</a>! guilt us into producing regular episodes (or just, like, help us keep the old ones online) by donating a buck or two in return for bonus content. You want it, we got it. But more importantly, you WANT it.

<description>&lt;p&gt;Big Audio tried to shut us down, but you can't kill what already wants to die...&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;That's right, Murder-Suicide Matinee is BACK for an absolutely arbitrary Season 2. After moving to opposite time zones and losing a full episode and a half of recordings, regular brained podcast hosts might give up. But not us, baby. We're bigger and better and gayer than ever, and we're ready to talk at great length about the mixed CGI template for a screenplay that is 2018's &lt;strong&gt;Peter Rabbit&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: Inexplicably dreadful audio, Name That White Guy, a straight up goddamn murder in the first ten minutes of this children's movie, and a whole lot of questionable use of mental health terminology that will probably get us cancelled! &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;note:&lt;/strong&gt; There was something badly wrong with Lee's mic in the first half of this episode, so the audio quality is something akin to a 1910s preacher yelling into a tin can on a wire. It does get a little better later on. And trust us, we paid the price.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; Peter Rabbit (2018)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Director:&lt;/strong&gt; Will Gluck&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; So STUPID why doid they do that cringe stupid go get a sandwich!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;intro and outro music:&lt;/strong&gt; “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style= "font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;a href= "https://www.patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we have a brand new Patreon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style= "font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;guilt us into producing regular episodes (or just, like, help us keep the old ones online) by donating a buck or two in return for bonus content. You want it, we got it. But more importantly, you WANT it.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

really did not give a shit about this compared to Paddington 2

Peter Rabbit

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