This week on Talk Me Off, RICHARD PLEASE SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO STOP. And fetishizing a person's transformation into a vapid airhead, the definition of monogamy and what that means for one avid craigslist poster, Chris looks at a LOT of photos of pieced genitals, and of course FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RICHARD, YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF, PLEASE YOU GOTTA LISTEN.