Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

Do you hear the call of the wild? No. Perhaps you hear the call of the domesticated chimps? That’s right, say Aloha to rabid dogs and then say Aloha to Ben as we talk this year’s PRIMATE for Animal Attack April!! Along the way, we break for new kidneys, meet horror legend Linnea Quigley during a fire alarm, expand on why a costumed chimp makes us relax, and delve into the movie’s commentary on nature. All this, plus Clyde love, frienemy surprises, loud ringtones, cliffside issues, Netflix vs. dogs, and a jaw-dropping edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! Welcome to Animal Attack paradise, people!!

If you still say, “Thank Jason it’s Friday” - you’re not alone! That’s right, we’re starting a new Part of Friday the 13th on our redux series, and it’s the moment Patrick and Gena have dreaded since committing to their stay in Camp Crystal Lake: we’re watching Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning. Thankfully, we’re joined by the glorious presence of John Brandon (of the Square Roots podcast) to help us in this terrible time of need. We open with an incredible sprint across SIX CHARACTERS because we know next to nothing about most of them. We discuss why grave robbers would want to have sex with Jason’s corpse so badly, count the number of Tinas in the Friday franchise, debate cocaine storage strategies, and investigate why everyone in this movie is constantly talking to themselves. All that and America’s favorite game - Choose Your Own Deathventure - just as soon as you hit play! Go ahead. We’ll wait. 

Life is like a broken-down Pinto… you never know how good you have it until you get out and a rabid St. Bernard tries to bite your face off. That’s right, we’re combining forces to talk about Animal Attack April AND Stephen King and rip into 1983’s CUJO! Here to help us stick our noses into the disease-filled hole in the ground is screenwriter, director, and producer, Lila McLaughlin! Along the way, we explore King’s miracle run of early novels, decide who in this story is actually the villain, put some respect on the name of Dee Wallace Stone, and visit beautiful Castle Rock, Maine/California! All this, plus cursed clown lamps, the return of Magnum P.I. Cat, Twinkle problems, Maine Grouches, slime dogs, and a throat-ripping edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure! Take a bite out of life with us today, won't you? 

It’s time to get excited!! We’re talking Jason hopping up and down in the window excited!! That’s right, we’re concluding our revisit of Friday the 13th Part 3D  with the help of writer and podcaster, Clint Worthington!! That’s right, we’re exploring everything “coming’ at ya!” in the final act of the film, wondering what it takes to make someone “burn down a barn” mad at Jeff Ross, discover which character has been described as “the Main Deuteragonist,” explore the career of Jason Voorhees: Exterior Decorator!! All this, plus melt a Goonie, lose Ali one more time, see the driest sockets, learn the secrets behind the all-new #SadSandwich, and go a little overboard in a game of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! We’re adding an extra dimension to your Tuesday, people!! 

It’s Aliens vs. Predator vs. Plants vs. Robots vs. DogMonkeys vs. Bad Dads… this week on Kill By Kill, it’s a serious monster mash as we begin Animal Attack April discussing PREDATOR BADLANDS!! Here to help us figure out alien footwear and which mothers to be afraid of is our resident Yautja expert and Returning Champion, Megan Sunday!! Along the way, we dig into the worst people on the Internet’s very normal reaction to the movie, we debate whether this movie is the best combination of Predator and Alien universes, and explore why we love our special little guy, Dek!! All this plus Foghorn Leghorn’s girlfriend, New York City tourism creepypasta, mesh shirt climates, Predator bachelor villages, Yautja dating app pics, Gollum bowl cuts, Xtro’s complex Crocs issues, touching Butterball, and we meet a batch of Bryan!! Strap on your laser cannon and join the hunt with us today!!