Video Death Loop

Q*Bert is tired of all your bullshit. He’s been tired for years. He built a life, man. He’s got a farm. Mouths to feed (Well, his mouth. As far as we can tell, noone else has a mouth in the Q*Bert verse. The snake, I guess?) He wakes up with the sunrise, tends to his… Read more S10X:E16 – Q*Bert Intro PS1

Godzilla 2000! It’s a movie! From the year 200– Wait, 1999? Seriously? Come on, you couldn’t wait like one year– Okay, whatever. Y2K and all that. They had to work fast to repair the damage from the American 1998version and how else do we do that other than make sure Godzilla explodes everything! Plasma Beams… Read more S10X:E15 – Godzilla 2000 – U.S. Trailer

It’s time for Denver to be the Last Goddamn Dinosaur. Look at being SO goddamn the last dinosaur and shit. He rides a skateboard! He plays the guitar! He has opposable thumbs and may fight Lavos at the end of the adventure! We don’t know! He is simply too radical for us lowly humans. We… Read more S10X:E14 – “Denver, The Last Dinosaur” Opening Theme

Come and enjoy a burger! A burger music video! With burgers in it! And fries. A whole lot of fries. A concerning amount of fries for a burger music video. We should be focus on the stars! The burgers! In the sky presented by Commander Cody and everything! I’d share a burger with Commander Cody.… Read more S10X:E13 – “Two Triple Cheese” Music Video

We don’t have time for jingles anymore! No time for sweeping stories or marketing tie-ins with VHS releases or anything in between. The Taco Bell bong is all that we have left from a fleeting nostagic era and honestly we’re probably better off in the end. It’s a great bong noise! You know it means… Read more S10X:E12 – Indiana Jones Diet Coke Ad (1989)