<description>&lt;p&gt;On this eggnog-flavored episode, I'm joined by one of my favorite artists, the brilliant and prolific &lt;a href= "http://www.alexpardee.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Alex Pardee.&lt;/a&gt; We share some of our favorite Christmas memories, including Santa's toy counterfeiting ring, sweaty Christmas carolers, boys wanting girl toys, dolls made out of produce, facial road rash, tall Tiny Tims and the death of Santa.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you miss this episode, YULE regret it (I'm so sorry).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Visuals&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Did you know that Santa made the &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/wp-content/uploads/fortress-of-fangs.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Dungeons &amp; Dragons Fortress of Fangs&lt;/a&gt; playset just for Alex? It's true.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I karate chopped everything in a 10 mile radius the year I got my &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/wp-content/uploads/miss-piggy-puppet.jpg"&gt;Fisher Price Miss Piggy puppet&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Alex with his &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/wp-content/uploads/Alex-Pardee-Valtera-Zombie.jpg"&gt; Valterra Zombie&lt;/a&gt; board before going pro.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;They don't call it The Nightmare for nothing. This &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/wp-content/uploads/Nash-Nightmare.jpg"&gt;poser Nash skateboard&lt;/a&gt; nearly killed me.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Extras&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Want to ruin Christmas for the kiddies, tell them that &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/being-jacob-marley/"&gt;Santa Claus is dead&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I recount the time I wanted to be &lt;a href= "http://www.junkfed.com/being-jacob-marley/"&gt;Jacob Marley&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Credits&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Opening Song: &lt;a href= "https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-good-the-bad-and-the-argyle/id498746901" target="_blank"&gt;These Are The Quotes From Our Favorite 80's Movies&lt;/a&gt; by The Bouncing Souls&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Closing Song: &lt;a href= "https://www.discogs.com/Crom-Tech-Crom-Tech-X-Mas-Demo/master/703254" target="_blank"&gt;Have A Holly Jolly X-Mas&lt;/a&gt; by Crom-Tech&lt;/p&gt;</description>

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Episode 5: Christmassy Christmas Christmasses with Alex Pardee

DEC 21, 201652 MIN
Junk Fed

Episode 5: Christmassy Christmas Christmasses with Alex Pardee

DEC 21, 201652 MIN

Description

On this eggnog-flavored episode, I'm joined by one of my favorite artists, the brilliant and prolific Alex Pardee. We share some of our favorite Christmas memories, including Santa's toy counterfeiting ring, sweaty Christmas carolers, boys wanting girl toys, dolls made out of produce, facial road rash, tall Tiny Tims and the death of Santa. If you miss this episode, YULE regret it (I'm so sorry). Visuals Did you know that Santa made the Dungeons & Dragons Fortress of Fangs playset just for Alex? It's true. I karate chopped everything in a 10 mile radius the year I got my Fisher Price Miss Piggy puppet. Alex with his Valterra Zombie board before going pro. They don't call it The Nightmare for nothing. This poser Nash skateboard nearly killed me. Extras Want to ruin Christmas for the kiddies, tell them that Santa Claus is dead. I recount the time I wanted to be Jacob Marley. Credits Opening Song: These Are The Quotes From Our Favorite 80's Movies by The Bouncing Souls Closing Song: Have A Holly Jolly X-Mas by Crom-Tech