Hey Idiots!

Jessica Michelle Singleton is back and running on zero Adderall and maximum chaos. This week on Hey Idiots, Jessica gets genuinely emotional about the Artemis moon mission — specifically the story of Commander Reid Wiseman, who circled the moon for the first time in over 50 years while grieving the loss of his wife, Carroll, who died after a five-year battle with cancer. A lunar crater may be named in her honor, and honestly? It deserved the paragraph Jessica wrote about it to a stranger on Threads at full emotional capacity.Also this week: Jessica breaks down her Alaska mini-tour, including a deeply suspicious Airbnb in Moose Pass with frozen pipes, a creepy host who was "really good at hiding things," a wandering lynx, and a framed photo of a bear attack on the wall. Perfectly normal.Plus the news: a man in a full cow costume was arrested for stabbing a family member in Albany, New York. RFK Jr.'s private journals reveal he cut off a raccoon's genitals on a family vacation — and he's in charge of public health. Trump called Pope Leo "weak on crime." A TikTok tarot card reader was ordered to pay $10 million after falsely accusing a college professor of murder. And a sheriff's deputy was caught swiping on a dating app while standing feet away from an armed, barricaded suspect during a SWAT standoff.Jessica also rants about the Adderall shortage, the broken pharmacy system, perimenopause and ADHD, and announces Summer Camp Crappy Hour — an exclusive virtual hangout for gold and platinum supporters this summer.No filter. No chill. Just the news, the feelings, and the chaos.Subscribe, leave a review, and join the idiot fan club at jmscomedy.com/supporters🎧 New livestreams (almost) every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!OTHER FUN STUFF:Get $25 to discover new restaurants near you on InKind: https://app.inkind.com/refer/RZUSAET920% off CREATE Creatine gummies or Creatine + Electrolytes powder:http://trycreate.co/JMSGet a big special discount to try Grüns multi-vitamin gummies:http://snwbl.io/gruns/JESSICAMIC60777(Granny Smith Apple is my personal fav)Get 55% off HeyShape shape wear & bodysuits:https://getheyshape.com/JESSICAMIC68670Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Back in LA, back on the mic — and Mokey is not happy about it. This week, JMS kicks things off with a heartfelt tribute to comedian Alex Duong, a bright light in the comedy community who passed away far too soon, leaving behind his wife, daughter, and a whole lot of people who just loved being around him. Then things get weird (in the best way): Jessica just graduated from a professional puppetry program, submitted to audition for Fraggle Rock Live, booked a commercial, and is still trying to finish that book about grit. Also on the docket — Project Hail Mary, what went wrong with Comedy Central, TMNT nostalgia, and the probably never ending Idiots in the News segment including a Florida woman who declared herself Squirrel Queen while pelting cops with acorns from a tree. Classic. Also the squirrels are starting to vape - dispose of your trash properly, people.🎧 New livestreams (almost) every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!🪪 Become an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the IDIOT ASYLUM (JMS Fan Club) and get bonus content, hand written postcards from me and more!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode, we’re diving into the chaos of the week, from the viral Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show to the bizarre reactions on the internet. Plus, a look at:Puppetry Class? Why I missed the "Big Game" for a puppet workshop.Live Comedy: Why seeing a show in person is always better than watching on a screen.On the Road: Upcoming tour dates in Portland, Tulsa, Indianapolis, and Austin.Current Events: The controversy surrounding flags at the Stonewall national monument.🎧 New livestreams (almost) every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!🪪 Become an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the IDIOT ASYLUM (JMS Fan Club) and get bonus content, hand written postcards from me and more!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Hey Idiots, Jessica Michelle Singleton wades into uncomfortable territory with honesty, humor, and nuance. What happens when the systems we’re told to trust stop making sense—and no one wants to talk about it?From recent ICE actions in Minneapolis to the dangers of blind partisanship, media fear-mongering, and government overreach, Jessica breaks down why “just follow the law” isn’t the mic-drop argument people think it is. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and occasionally dark conversation about civil liberties, critical thinking, and why staying apolitical doesn’t mean staying silent.Heavy topics, sharp jokes, and a reminder that laughing doesn’t mean you aren’t paying attention.NEXT WEEK'S LIVESTREAM WILL BE MONDAY JAN 26 INSTEAD OF TUESDAY - THIS WEEK ONLY🎧 New livestreams every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!🪪 Become an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the IDIOT ASYLUM (JMS Fan Club) and get bonus content, hand written postcards from me and more!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey Idiots! This episode recorded live LAST week and put up late is absolute chaos — in the best way.We’re talking news burnout, why I’ve officially tapped out of mainstream media, and how trying to stay “informed” nearly broke my brain. From government spin and political theater to the realization that critical thinking is apparently optional now, I try (and fail) to keep it light.Then things get weird:• Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis (not from the zoo)• A woman prayed to a Shrek statue thinking it was Buddha for four years• A naked woman in Louisiana attacked police because she was “trying to be a mermaid”• The G7 summit was moved because of a White House UFC event• And yes, my mom is in the background commenting on everythingPlus, a life update you didn’t see coming: I’m starting professional puppeteer training at the Jim Henson Carriage House and questioning every creative choice I’ve ever made.It’s comedy, commentary, absurd headlines, and existential dread — with puppets, Shrek, and monkeys somehow tying it all together.🎧 New livestreams every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!🪪 Become an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the IDIOT ASYLUM (JMS Fan Club) and get bonus content, hand written postcards from me and more!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy