<description>Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL!

This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains

Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</description>

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your hos…

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL!

This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains

Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E75 John Rash Remains

<description>Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time!

This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</description>

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time!

This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E74 Job's Ashes

<description>Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. 

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</description>

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your ho…

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. 

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E73 Abraham's Dagger

<description>Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode.

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music is by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</description>

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode.

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music is by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E72 Solomon's Key

<description>Good evening my creepy kitties! 
I, The Mad Catter, am back! 
I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! 

In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road"

I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77 
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road

I would love it if you went to https://www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail art? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

If you want to support my YouTube projects, they are listed below:
https://www.youtube.com/@themadcatter
https://www.youtube.com/@twistedturns69

Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

www.youtube.com/@Myuu
www.incompetech.com

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</description>

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
I, The Mad Catte…

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
I, The Mad Catter, am back! 
I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! 

In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road"

I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77 
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road

I would love it if you went to https://www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail art? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

If you want to support my YouTube projects, they are listed below:
https://www.youtube.com/@themadcatter
https://www.youtube.com/@twistedturns69

Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

www.youtube.com/@Myuu
www.incompetech.com

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
ko-fi.com/themadcatter
paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E71 I Found a Dark and Lonely Road

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! 

Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

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