<p>Dust off that old tinfoil hat you hid in the closet when you "realized" that conspiracy theories are lame and fake, because now it's 2026 and reality is no longer a given.</p><p>Listen to us bounce around some conspiracies, get confused, talk about cults, connect dots that may or may not exist, and spend a good chunk of time talking about everyone's favourite dead financier, Jeffy Epstein.</p><p>It is a messy episode, questionable at best. and it will probably make less sense the further in you get.</p><p>Enjoy!</p>