The Hole Under My Driveway, Spencer Pratt for Mayor, and the Hantavirus Cruise Ship | Ep 258 HTBITY
MAY 26, 2026100 MIN
The Hole Under My Driveway, Spencer Pratt for Mayor, and the Hantavirus Cruise Ship | Ep 258 HTBITY
MAY 26, 2026100 MIN
Description
In this solo episode of Hate To Break It To Ya, I get into the literal hole that opened up under my driveway — 35 feet deep, undisclosed by the previous owner, and possibly connected to LA's underground tunnel system. Or it's a leech pit. Either way, I'm thinking merch. We're also seeing angel numbers everywhere and the pod is growing, so the universe is clearly on board.
From there I get into the LA mayor's race, and I'm all in on Spencer Pratt. I break down why a guy who lost his house in the Palisades fires and decided to run for mayor makes more sense than the career politicians who've been running this city into the ground. I react to clips of the debate — Lydia making the common-sense case, the other side rolling their eyes at constituents — and I get into the Lee Zeldin EPA hearing where he absolutely dismantles a blue-haired congresswoman who doesn't know what Loper Bright is. Then I go deep on the MacArthur Park needle program: why creating a drug utopia in the middle of the city attracts people from Barstow to Pahrump, why the Coffee Bean on Sunset has to lock up its stirring sticks, and why all of it is the same slippery slope playing out in slow motion.
The back half gets into the stuff that's keeping me up at night. A teacher wishing death on the sitting president. Mark Hamill promoting harm and calling it activism. My prediction that by July 1st they're going to try to shut things down — and why I've already spent $900 on food prep. Then we go deep on the Hantavirus cruise ship situation: the Andes strain, the MV Hondius, 29 passengers from 12 countries disembarking at St. Helena, one woman collapsing in the Johannesburg airport, and why Jo'burg as a transit hub is the perfect super-spreader petri dish. We close out with ancient structures as circuit boards, predictive programming in a 1978 Superman movie, and the theory that the entire earth is a giant motherboard. Stack your supplies. Much love.
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 – The Hole Under Jamie Kennedy’s Driveway
00:03:15 – Angel Numbers and Pod Growth
00:08:09 – Spencer Pratt for LA Mayor
00:15:50 – Lee Zeldin vs. the Blue-Hair Congresswoman
00:25:10 – Career Politicians and the Homeless Crisis
00:40:28 – The MacArthur Park Needle Program
00:54:29 – Coffee Bean Condiment Lockdown
01:00:30 – Enabling Bad Behavior and the Slippery Slope
01:03:01 – Teacher Wishing Death on the President
01:10:08 – Mark Hamill and the Lunatic Left
01:11:44 – July 1st Prediction and $900 Food Prep
01:13:34 – The Hantavirus Cruise Ship Breakdown
01:27:35 – Pentagon UFO Drops and Predictive Programming
01:31:14 – Ancient Structures as Circuit Boards
01:34:02 – Subscribe, Come to Shows, Peace Out
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Hate To Break It To Ya, Jamie Kennedy podcast, Spencer Pratt mayor Los Angeles, MacArthur Park needle program, Lee Zeldin EPA hearing, Hantavirus cruise ship 2026, Andes virus outbreak, LA homelessness crisis, Coffee Bean Sunset Strip, predictive programming, ancient structures circuit boards, 2026
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