Damn We Grown

The latest episode of "Damn We Grown" is officially here, and y’all, it’s a whole mood. Tiff and Mike are back on the couch, bringing you that straight-from-the-heart soul as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and sometimes painful reality of being an actual adult.The episode kicks off with that universal realization: you wake up, the bills are due, you can't just run to mom and dad's house anymore, and suddenly your back decides it’s retired before you are.The Infamous Tire Incident: Mike shares the "soul-crushing" story of how he went to put air in his tire and his 45-year-old back said, "Absolutely not."The Struggle is Real: Mike spent the days leading up to their family cruise unable to even bend over to tie his shoes. As he puts it: "Either you're getting old or you're dying."Despite Mike's back betrayal, the family made it onto their Royal Caribbean cruise to Catalina and Ensenada.Maddie’s Best Life: Their 12-year-old daughter, Maddie, was living like a VIP with a 1:00 AM curfew and a room card she used to hit the buffets with her friends.Tiff’s First-Day Fail: Tiff, who usually has "sea legs," got taken out by motion sickness on the first night after a long day of packing the car (because Mike couldn't lift anything!) and forgetting to eat.The duo dives into the recent Coachella madness, from "Dust Storms" that sent tents flying like birds to the wild scams hitting the desert.The $20,000 Bait-and-Switch: They discuss the "alleged" Airbnb scams where hosts cancel bookings last minute only to relist the same house for double the price.The "Poor" Section: Tiff and Mike laugh about how their past "car camping" experiences would officially put them in the "Hunger Games/Poor" category of Coachella today.The episode gets deep as they discuss the rising cost of... well, everything.The Grocery Store Blues: From $7 orange juice to $9 sausage packs, Tiff breaks down how a $100 grocery run now only lasts a few days. Even the struggle-meal staple, Ramen, has jumped from 10-packs for $1 to 67 cents a package!The Strategy: They discuss the necessity of side hustles, investing, and "adapting to evolve" in a world where AI is starting to replace traditional jobs."We don't die, we multiply."Whether you’re dealing with a locked-up back, overpriced cilantro, or just trying to figure out how to retire before the robots take over, this episode is the soulful companion you need.Catch the full episode on YouTube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts! 🎧How are you adapting to these "grown folks" prices lately?The "Grown Man" Reality Check 😫Cruising with the Crew (and Motion Sickness) 🚢🤢Coachella Chaos & Airbnb Scams 🎡🌵The Real Talk: Inflation and Innovation 💸🤖

Welcome back to another Wednesday drop of Damn We Grown! Grab a drink and settle in, because Mike and Tiff are bringing that pure 90s nostalgia, old-school R&B vibes, and some real grown-folks conversation.This week, we’re recapping an Easter weekend that went from peaceful Sunday brunches to a full-on Lord of the Rings battlefield during the family egg hunt. Note to self: when the kids get older, putting cold hard cash in plastic eggs turns them into absolute savages. We’re officially petitioning for an adults-only, high-stakes egg hunt with some top-shelf liquor and real money on the line for next year.Then, we get into the heavy hitters. Walmart just announced they’re automating 65% of their stores by 2026. What happens to the jobs? Are we all just going to be fighting robots for the last bag of Doritos? We talk about the reality of the automation takeover and why we need to be pushing the next generation into coding and robotics if we want them to stay ahead of the curve.We also tackle Utah’s bold new law banning kids under 18 from using social media without parental consent. It sparks a real talk about mental health, the dopamine chase, and the wild wild west of the internet. But you know we couldn't stay serious for too long—that conversation takes a sharp, spicy left into the shady world of age-gap dating. Why are these grown men out here waiting around like vultures for girls to turn 18? We're calling it out.We cap the episode off with our Vibe of the Week: "Garage Rooftop" by Q.Connect with us:Got a story, a question, or just want to tell Mike his basketball game needs some serious work?Email: [email protected]: https://www.google.com/search?q=damnwegrown.comTikTok & IG: @teatodd2 (Tiff) & @Maybenicemike (Mike)Don't forget to leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! If you don't, we're assuming you're the one out here fighting 7-year-olds for plastic Easter eggs.

Welcome back to another Damn We Grown Wednesday! This week, Tiff and Mike are bringing the heat, the laughs, and all the unfiltered reality you need to get through the week. Grab your water (because Tiff forgot hers) and settle in for a vibe.We’re kicking things off by exposing the absolute financial robbery that is youth club sports. From club fees to paying for parking and entry tickets just to watch your own kid play volleyball—when did school sports start charging like the Super Bowl? We also take a quick detour to give a massive shoutout to Babyface’s legendary Tiny Desk concert, because real R&B is forever.Then, we dive right into the meat and potatoes of the episode: The Great Prenup Debate. We react to a viral social media post claiming that asking for a prenup is an immediate dealbreaker and means the marriage should be called off. But let’s keep it a buck—do regular, everyday people need a prenup, or is that just billionaire behavior? Plus, we’re unpacking the wild concept of "pre-alimony," what happens when you inherit money, and why everyone might need to keep a little "bag lady" escape fund just in case things go left.Whether you're single, hitched, or just here for the comedy, this episode is packed with the relationship realities they definitely don't teach you in school.What We Get Into This Episode:The ridiculous, hidden costs of youth sports and weekend tournaments.Tiny Desk vibes and the unmatched penmanship of Babyface.Is asking for a prenup a red flag or just smart financial planning?The hilarious truth about dividing assets when you aren't rich.Unpacking "pre-alimony" and protecting your peace (and your pockets) before saying "I do."Join the Conversation & Follow Us:Don’t forget to hit that subscribe button so you never miss an episode!Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DamnWeGrownListen on Apple Podcasts & Spotify: Search "Damn We Grown"Follow us on IG & TikTok: @damnwegrown

Welcome back for another Damn We Grown Wednesday! This week, Mike and Tiff are keeping it all the way real about the pure exhaustion of adulting, from Maddi dragging a tired Tiff to the beach to trying to solve a Dinner Detective murder mystery with Ari and the crew. We are also sending some major birthday shoutouts to Rod, Jody, Sean, and a heavenly birthday to Ma Pearl.Here is what we are getting into this episode:Episode Highlights:Surviving the Weekend & Murder Mysteries: Tiff is running on fumes after being dragged to the beach by Maddi, proving that a mother's rest always takes a backseat to kids' activities. Plus, we recap a hilariously awkward Dinner Detective outing with Ari and Rod where we confidently—and incorrectly—accused an innocent pregnant woman of the crime.The Lost Art of Face-to-Face Conversation: Are we raising a generation that is terrified to talk?. We hilariously break down how the Web2 era and social media have killed real-life communication skills. Remember the days of The Clapper and actually calling someone on a telephone?.The Ultimate AI Music Prank: Tapping into his producer ear, Mike plays a soulful, 80s-style funk track that has Tiff grooving—until he reveals the whole thing was generated by AI. Her reaction is pure comedy, sparking a deep dive into AI technology, copyright laws, and the future of creative artistry.The Meat & Potatoes – Chasing Dreams Later in Life: Is it too late to go back to school or pivot your career when you are in your 30s or 40s?. We tackle the heavy hurdles like existing student loans, the fear of failure, and the financial responsibilities of adulting. It is time to transition from being a "thinker" to a "doer" because the time is going to pass anyway!Keep choosing joy!

Welcome back to the house, y’all! This week on Damn We Grown, Mike and Tiff are bringing that real talk from the couch as we navigate the absolute scam that is "adulting."We kick things off with a little reflection on getting older (shoutout to Mike's incoming gray beard hairs) and play a dangerous game of "What If?" If you could go back to your 12-year-old self with all the knowledge you have now, would you do it? Tiff is avoiding the awkward puberty phase at all costs, while Mike is ready to time-travel back to 7th grade just to invest in Apple, buy Bitcoin, and punch a few bullies in the neck.Then, we dive deep into the meat of the episode: the sci-fi anthology series Soulmates. Imagine there’s a scientific test that can match you with your 100% perfect, guaranteed soulmate. The catch? You might already be married to someone else. We get into a soulful, hilarious, and brutally honest debate about whether we would take the test. When you hit a rough patch in your marriage, is the grass actually greener, or is it just a trap? We talk about the realities of choosing your partner every day, dating outside your "type," and why true love is deeper than a scientific algorithm.In this episode we get into:The Adulthood Trap: Why we all couldn't wait to turn 18, and why we want our refunds now.Time Travel Priorities: Avoiding awkward phases vs. getting rich and petty revenge.Pop Culture Catch-Up: A quick dive into the Scream franchise drama and wild government conspiracies.The Soulmate Dilemma: Would you risk your current relationship to find out if there's someone statistically "better" out there for you?Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let’s talk about it. As always, keep choosing joy!💬 We want to hear from you!If you were married and hitting a rough patch, would you take the soulmate test? Let us know in the comments below!Follow the journey:Instagram/TikTok/Twitter: @DamnWeGrown Watch the full video on YouTube and listen everywhere you get your podcasts!