Michelle joins us live from New York in the middle of a whirlwind week, starting with launch parties replete with swag that somehow healed her childhood and Hillstone lunches where she (accidentally) undermined a co-workers salad orders, and dreams coming true of seeing her face on a Times Square billboard alongside convincing ads to visit Thailand. Meanwhile, Abby Holland joins live from Tuscon where she has ingratiated herself with the less-scandalous Mayor of two two, while also criticizing vet students and their deworming techniques. In other news: Are servers becoming more Disneyfied? And why are children insisting we #FreeLuigi? This and oh so much more including a Bike Seat For Biggies update, a Boop mention & Michelle's upcoming shows at Joe's Pub this weekend and next week! You can get tickets here: https://publictheater.org/performances-jp/2026/m/michelle-collins-wait-why-don-t-i-know-you/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.