Lynch and Taco

Headline of the Week contender #6: Sydney Water ordered to clean Malabar treatment plant where fatberg is birthing poo balls, Reviw and voting for previous nominees, Scientists have figured out why Scotch tape 'screeches' when you pull it off the roll...

The ups and downs and everything in between recapped in this past week's news cycle...we always send you into the weekend by ending with the 'good' stories...yes, there's still a lot of good in the world...

Kentucky woman is arrested after allegedly using 'movie money' to post bond, Montana schools sending school lunch debt to collection agencies, Why not just 'brown bag it'...on that note, kid is sent to school with a martini in his lunch box

Magic blow 19-point lead and fall to Houston 113-108, Lightning suffer road loss at Carolina 5-4, NASCAR heads to the road course at COTA in Austin this weekend and more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Headline of the Week contender #5: The oldest butthole ever found is a 290-million-year-old fossil, Pittsburgharea Denny's worker facing charges after exposing himself to group of female customers...and it's not the first time, 'Boner Bears'...