1. Segment Intro: Holiday Cleaning SurpriseLauna shares she’s been cleaning and organizing over the holidaysTeases a “show and tell” item she wants to bring to the showHosts react with curiosity and set up the segment2. Cue the Music: Graduation IronyGraduation-style music plays for comedic contrastLauna explains her college backgroundAttended University of Wisconsin–MadisonDid not graduateHosts lightly roast her for not finishing college3. The Acceptance Letter RevealLauna reveals her official acceptance letterReads from the letter confirming admissionDiscussion:She was a solid high school studentGraduated top 15% of her classClass size context (around 286 students)Hosts express mild shock and admiration4. Six-Week Freshman Grades BreakdownLauna introduces a progress report from six weeks into freshman yearHosts read grades aloud and react in real time:English 101: CGeology: CMath 101: Dropped / UnreportedContemporary American Society: CNutrition Today: FComedy highlights:Nutrition class failed due to early time + long snowy walkHosts mock the irony of failing nutritionLauna defends herself (weather, distance, mornings)5. Academic Probation LettersLauna reveals multiple academic probation lettersReads from one explaining GPA between 1.0–2.0Hosts react with disbelief and humorLauna admits she didn’t go to college to study—she went to party6. Transcript Highlights & RoastingReview of additional classes and outcomes:Multiple Fs (Social Psychology, Government)Several dropped classesA few bright spots:French: B (with a quick French phrase demonstration)Running jokes:“D’s get degrees”Launa dropping classes based on walking distanceMissed potential major (Criminal Justice, Dramatic Arts)7. Reflection & Self-AwarenessLauna admits she kept the documents and finds them hilarious nowHosts appreciate that she saved proof she actually attended collegeGroup reflects on how the transcripts explain a lot about LaunaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.