Website Copy: On this free-flowing episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are chatting about competitive marble-pilfering simulator 12 Rivers, as well as a double-bill of absurd racing games in Hot Streak and Magical Athlete!
You may be expecting that this podcast thumbnail would show the promised board of 12 Rivers (which you can find here) and instead shows a picture of Hurley - the not-a-hotdog from Hot Streak. This is intentional, and important.
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Timestamps:
01:14 - 12 Rivers
12:43 - Hot Streak
26:41 - Magical Athlete
On this FULL CAPS CHUNKY episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are talking about all of the games they played at Essen 2025!
This is an audio-only reupload of the video we just put out on the main channel - so if you’d like to enjoy a physical tier list alongside these wobbly words? Then that’s where it is, and will be, forever and ever.
Excuse the mildly iffy audio on this one!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
<strong>Timestamps:</strong>
01:00 - Chemical Overload
07:50 - Collect!
12:45 - Tolleno
19:05 - A Carnivore Did It!
21:40 - Echoes of Time
23:55 - Pyradice
29:07 - Tax The Rich
32:09 - 3 Witches
37:53 - Agent Avenue
43:33 - Recall
46:59 - Feya’s Swamp
54:43 - Wie Die Karnikel
58:20 - Milch Mit Abführmittel
1:03:34 - Big Shot
1:08:07 - Night Soil
1:11:24 - The White Castle: Duel
1:16:58 - National Economy
1:21:05 - Railway Boom
1:23:38 - Pulitzer
1:30:28 - Sanctuary
1:34:29 - River Rats
1:39:32 - Ghost Lift