The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
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<description>The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia




Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia




Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E10: COME ON DOWN

The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space.

The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.  Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E09: Bad Seed

The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 
Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.

Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Yorp -- <a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠</a>

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The big bad of scheduling hit us! - so in the meantime here is a bonus ramble

The big bad of scheduling hit us!  After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon.  Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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BONUS | SideArm The Big Light

Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.



Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces


Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.




Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.




Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E08: Black hole Son

A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.

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