The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.  Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E09: Bad Seed

The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 
Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.

Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Yorp -- <a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠</a>

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The big bad of scheduling hit us! - so in the meantime here is a bonus ramble

The big bad of scheduling hit us!  After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon.  Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com

Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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BONUS | SideArm The Big Light

Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.



Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces


Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at <a href="http://www.backwaterbastards.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.




Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

Fresh off their ill-advised shopping spree of apocalyptic powdered bioweapons, The Bastards are faced with the age-old question: now what?

To help things along, Boris explains with the aid of a slideshow exactly how extinction-level their new cargo really is, and proposes the only ethical disposal method thinkable- tossing it into a primordial black hole from the dawn of creation. 

Half decided, the Bastards continue to explore possibilities. Some small on-the-road fumbles attract the worst kind of attention, inspiring Cleo to go live to the entire galaxy (they think?) to announce a few key details: “the Bastards are carrying universe-ending powder, it’s Biolife’s fault, and they’ve personally murdered her before and they’re coming for you next.”

The Bastards gun it for the singularity while dodging other ships and calls, officially a new kind of target- when they finally reach the black hole, ready to dump the powder and save the universe just one more time…

…but there’s just one problem.

The black hole isn’t just a black hole.




Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Toolazytoaddspaces



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

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S4E08: Black hole Son

The Bastards, the robbers, and their hitchhiking friend Yorp are trapped in the Big Momma Fishing shop. Fortunately they’ve taken the shopkeeper hostage and discover a mysterious powder, which diffuses the situation. (Not.) 
As negotiations unravel, Yorp calls in a favor from the strange vessel he’s been mumbling to, and a whole swarm of his friends arrive to smooth things over. (Sort of.) 
At the end of the day, all that really matters is that everybody ate, Cleo’s got clean pants, Yorp’s mission is intact, and The Bastards have a ship full of apocalyptic bioweapons and a renewed dream of a free MidSpace… For everyone. 
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Yorp -- <a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">⁠Bodie⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/skiamakhia_?igsh=MXdpN3R0cDI2eDU0Mw%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=qr">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">⁠Bodie⁠</a>
Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
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<description>The Bastards, the robbers, and their hitchhiking friend Yorp are trapped in the Big Momma Fishing shop. Fortunately they’ve taken the shopkeeper hostage and discover a mysterious powder, which diffuses the situation. (Not.) 
As negotiations unravel, Yorp calls in a favor from the strange vessel he’s been mumbling to, and a whole swarm of his friends arrive to smooth things over. (Sort of.) 
At the end of the day, all that really matters is that everybody ate, Cleo’s got clean pants, Yorp’s mission is intact, and The Bastards have a ship full of apocalyptic bioweapons and a renewed dream of a free MidSpace… For everyone. 

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠Bodie⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bodie⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Shopping is hard. Hostage negotiations are harder. But interstellar bees? (Dang.)

The Bastards, the robbers, and their hitchhiking friend Yorp are trapped in the Big Momma Fishing shop. Fortunately they’ve taken the shopkeeper hostage and discover a mysterious powder, which diffuses the situation. (Not.) 
As negotiations unravel, Yorp calls in a favor from the strange vessel he’s been mumbling to, and a whole swarm of his friends arrive to smooth things over. (Sort of.) 
At the end of the day, all that really matters is that everybody ate, Cleo’s got clean pants, Yorp’s mission is intact, and The Bastards have a ship full of apocalyptic bioweapons and a renewed dream of a free MidSpace… For everyone. 

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠Bodie⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bodie⁠

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E07: The Queen Bee feat Bodie of Slowquest

Nobody likes shopping. But it’s worse when you’re in someone else’s body.
On the run, low on supplies, and badly in need of a reset, the Bastards hit a station to shop. Cleo needs clothes. Everyone needs a break.
Instead, they find subpar fishing merch, a hitchhiker, and a whole lot of eye contact from two shifty strangers. But hey! At least they made a new friend…
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Yorp -- <a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">Bodie</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/skiamakhia_?igsh=MXdpN3R0cDI2eDU0Mw%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=qr">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">Bodie</a>
Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>Nobody likes shopping. But it’s worse when you’re in someone else’s body.
On the run, low on supplies, and badly in need of a reset, the Bastards hit a station to shop. Cleo needs clothes. Everyone needs a break.
Instead, they find subpar fishing merch, a hitchhiker, and a whole lot of eye contact from two shifty strangers. But hey! At least they made a new friend…

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- Bodie

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bodie

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards hit a station to shop. Cleo needs clothes. Everyone needs a break.

Nobody likes shopping. But it’s worse when you’re in someone else’s body.
On the run, low on supplies, and badly in need of a reset, the Bastards hit a station to shop. Cleo needs clothes. Everyone needs a break.
Instead, they find subpar fishing merch, a hitchhiker, and a whole lot of eye contact from two shifty strangers. But hey! At least they made a new friend…

Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- Bodie

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bodie

Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E06: The Slowest Quest feat Bodie of Slowquest

A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.

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