The flag drops, the crowd roars, and the Bastards are gunning it.
Jordan is pulling, Trevor is driving (sort of), Cleo, Boris, and Robin are in the back doing something that smells like chemistry- and Ze is hanging off the back on a wheel and wreaking havoc.
The race starts out behind a massive spiked train filled with secrets. There are wraiths on the track, three-legged synths, the musical stylings of Bad Snax, and a mess of rowing Terrans.
But Bastards are a family with a mission, and they cannot lose. Not after everything they’ve been through, and certainly not in front of Robin!
They have a weapon called The Doctor. They have a plan. They have.. Tomatoes. 
And when they round that first corner and a cart gets wrecked- it almost seems like that plan is working.. That those suspicious figures that fled through the stands were just another family of losers.. Just one less obstacle between them, the family fun lesson of a lifetime, and that shiny new spaceship spoiler.. 

Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The flag drops, the crowd roars, and the Bastards are gunning it.
Jordan is pulling, Trevor is driving (sort of), Cleo, Boris, and Robin are in the back doing something that smells like chemistry- and Ze is hanging off the back on a wheel and wreaking havoc.
The race starts out behind a massive spiked train filled with secrets. There are wraiths on the track, three-legged synths, the musical stylings of Bad Snax, and a mess of rowing Terrans.
But Bastards are a family with a mission, and they cannot lose. Not after everything they’ve been through, and certainly not in front of Robin!
They have a weapon called The Doctor. They have a plan. They have.. Tomatoes. 
And when they round that first corner and a cart gets wrecked- it almost seems like that plan is working.. That those suspicious figures that fled through the stands were just another family of losers.. Just one less obstacle between them, the family fun lesson of a lifetime, and that shiny new spaceship spoiler.. 


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The flag drops, the crowd roars, and the Bastards are gunning it.

The flag drops, the crowd roars, and the Bastards are gunning it.
Jordan is pulling, Trevor is driving (sort of), Cleo, Boris, and Robin are in the back doing something that smells like chemistry- and Ze is hanging off the back on a wheel and wreaking havoc.
The race starts out behind a massive spiked train filled with secrets. There are wraiths on the track, three-legged synths, the musical stylings of Bad Snax, and a mess of rowing Terrans.
But Bastards are a family with a mission, and they cannot lose. Not after everything they’ve been through, and certainly not in front of Robin!
They have a weapon called The Doctor. They have a plan. They have.. Tomatoes.  
And when they round that first corner and a cart gets wrecked- it almost seems like that plan is working.. That those suspicious figures that fled through the stands were just another family of losers.. Just one less obstacle between them, the family fun lesson of a lifetime, and that shiny new spaceship spoiler.. 


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E11: Let the race begin!

The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia




Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

The Bastards have Robin, and the whole dang universe is watching. 

They’re cruising around when a radio broadcast cuts through the noise: family fun racing, open entry, and first prize is a brand new ship plating kit with a genuine, certified, SPACE SPOILER.

It’s BYOracecar, and you can’t leave the ground- so the Bastards head down into the belly of the R.E.E.S.E. to see what they can mod.

They rip the roof off of Cleo’s red rover, plan some creative compartments for weapon crafting (because this is a zero plasma production! That means no blasters, no energy blades, no nothin’!), and of course, a plan for a very specific amount of tomatoes.

Just Jordan the engine, a sprinkle of Bastard ingenuity, and a weapon called The Doctor hanging off the back.

They’ve got a heading and a dream. Maybe they’ll teach Robin the meaning of family after all…



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia




Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E10: COME ON DOWN

The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space.

The Bastards find themselves on a family road trip through space. Trevor's teaching the crew how to drive, and naturally they may as well put something on while they're at it. What happens next will shock you.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia



Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.


Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>

Episode art by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/georginalesaux">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.backwaterbastards.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.  Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

The Bastards make it to the black hole, ready to dispose of their universe-ending problem.

Unfortunately, Robin got there first. 

Now bigger, weirder, and in control of a sentient armada, Robin has a plan- and it’s not exactly “leave the galaxy untouched.” 

It doesn’t take long for the crew to vote for violence; but Cleo would like to try a bigger weapon… 

Meanwhile, their location is blown, Biolife is calling (rude), and more ships are arriving by the second.

With Robin on the brink of doing something truly irreversible, The Bastards have to make a call:

do what they always do… or listen to Cleo.

This has kind of worked before. Technically.



Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- Skia


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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S4E09: Bad Seed

The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 
Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.

Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/dickdynamite?__tn__=K-R&amp;eid=ARApB-8NKylnNxBFbdgm5YwoURaJ15uj4OTCtAXVsAAfS3LDRgLpaarEi8uKITREqj1GzBZ3jlqnmwyN&amp;fref=mentions&amp;__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAYhbsgdVKigxYOyz8Wpt8_aWbuc6TLsuclwd69LsMAb48den1_4nz8z7RAZxHri__egaYPC5_VcT_hbC3zJxNvakOb2Zzd_umLB2z8VgyaOvyVAaQUXemtK3v0XMc_Z6YUF839E72s8vI4fyBMyN7JHKz_0IjJs1zOzRXtRUt-_-uwdxNI07bx-kmZuYRdquAqjbxtjvyGQCk6B3fJl45WgHPt4DeVwrwIihYZ_rBX_sz0sMOIll2Btv6fp_1VR-JJjuSCmtKq1JGK5nyqlJE0oGFVm9cC2Y-Vwa91xapjoCSw0FLSwalLPfoanYZsEnLX_lJW-uDCQxiA5XtdhLeYW69pN2T66i4">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Cleo deCap / M8 -- <a href="https://www.podchaser.com/creators/taylor-van-biljon-107aWbBUgL">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Dead_Toothbrush">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Yorp -- <a href="https://www.slowquest.com/">⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠</a>

Ambiance sound support by <a href="https://jamienord.bandcamp.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Synth Music Karl Casey @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_6hQy4elsyHhCOskZo0U5g">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by <a href="https://www.realm.fm/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>
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<description>The big bad of scheduling hit us! After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon. Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The big bad of scheduling hit us! - so in the meantime here is a bonus ramble

The big bad of scheduling hit us!  After all this is still a game that is a podcast, even us heroes roll nat 1 on scheduling hehe. But so that ya have something here is an episode from behind the Patreon.  Love you all and we will be back on time again asap. 

Black Hole Son wont ya come! . . .
The crew is back and absolutely nobody is staying on topic. This episode: the Big Light gets the analysis it deserves, the definitive sexy foods tier list is finally settled, and an important debate about shower hydration concludes. Bodie joins the chaos. You're going to want to hear this one.


Starring:

DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Richard Kimber-Bell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Cleo deCap / M8 -- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Taylor van Biljon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra --⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Daniel Matthews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Yorp -- ⁠⁠Bodie⁠⁠


Ambiance sound support by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jamie Nord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Michaël Ghelfi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Synth Music Karl Casey @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠White Bat Audio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
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