<p>We catch up on the last few weeks of weird and wonderful news, one of us gets the other obsessed with the Cinnamon Toast shrimp scandal, and we read some HP cereal inspired fanfic, "<a href="https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8200620/1/James-Potter-Was-Sad">James Potter was Sad</a>" from James Potter gets Sh!t Done on fanfiction.net &nbsp;</p>