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Delta airline passenger stole an airport tug and drove it on the tarmac until crashing. College professor accused of urinating on students' backpack. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it.

Guitar Center removes it's "ban" on playing Stairway to Heaven within the store. Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is exploding in the US and spreading rapidly. Short father pays for his shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better.

FLORIDA FRIDAY.- Florida woman indecently exposes her lady organs in the middle of an argument at a Waffle House. Florida woman left behind a bottle of vodka at a T-Mobile store after attacking the employees. Not one, but two cranes fall on top of a Florida home in same day. Floridman breaks up with his stripper girlfriend, who immediately threatens his wife and family, is arrested.

Teenage hiker rescued off the side of a mountain cliff in Canada after using AI to guide his route. Young man admits to police he tried to have sex with a pony named Cheeky. Woman pretended to be substitute teacher to go into class and berate children.

Whiskey will be distilled and aged in outer space for the first time. Russian spies are popping in the toilets of their enemies as a scare tactic. Woman files law suit after she is injured by giant mechanical penis ride at a Las Vegas bar.