<p>We all want to sex to be hot, intimate and above all else, enjoyable. But sometimes when we're getting it on, things can go south and disaster ensues.</p><p>These naked encounters are excruciating in the moment but hilarious when shared with friends.</p><p>Comedian Lizzy Hoo and Yumi Stynes join forces to walk through the sexual hall of shame and come out the other side laughing.</p><p>Expect rogue fluids, a limp erotic massage, and one unfortunate hospital visit.</p><p>This episode will answer questions like:</p><ul><li>Do I need to see a doctor if I have a sex injury?</li><li>Why is sex awkward?</li><li>Should I try different lubes?</li><li>Should I try new things with my partner?</li><li>What are common turn offs in sex?</li><li>Can I get pregnant when I use protection?</li></ul><p>What to listen to next:</p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/ladies-we-need-to-talk/women-who-cheat/9687992" target="_blank">Women who cheat</a></p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/ladies-we-need-to-talk/is-everyone-having-better-sex-than-me-/105325426" target="_blank">Is everyone having better sex than me?</a></p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/ladies-we-need-to-talk/sex-worker-70-ladies-need-to-talk-escort-older-woman/105660060" target="_blank">Paying for sex at 70</a></p><p>You can binge more episodes of Ladies, We Need to Talk on the ABC listen app (in Australia) or wherever you get your podcasts.</p><p>What to read next: </p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-04/women-on-taking-a-break-from-their-marriage/106281918" target="_blank">Why these women took marriage sabbaticals — and how it went</a></p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-28/why-herpes-does-not-mean-the-end-of-your-sex-life/105693090" target="_blank">Why genital herpes does not mean the end of your sex life</a></p><p>This episode contains references to sex, safe sex, sexual positions, torn vulvas, male escorts, orgasm, pregnancy, contraception, dating</p>