<p class="p2">So much happens in this jam-packed double episode, we don’t know where to begin. Joe and Laura host a screener of “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” and go viral. Then, somewhere between shit-talking and ranking religions, they achieve a dream that burns in the heart of each and every podcaster on the face of the earth: they (unofficially) break the world record (unconfirmed) for number of times a certain word (for a certain part of the female anatomy) is said in a single (double) episode. Did you get all that? It’s time to count the clitorides (yes, that’s the plural of clitoris) with the Frienders!</p> <p dir="ltr">To hear this week's bonus episode, <a href='https://patreon.com/heavyfriending'>become a Patron</a>! </p> <p dir="ltr">Follow Heavy Friending on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/heavyfriending'>Instagram</a> & <a href='https://www.twitter.com/heavyfriending'>Twitter</a>!</p> <p dir="ltr">Laura on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/primoalien'>Instagram</a> & <a href='https://www.twitter.com/primothealien'>Twitter</a> </p> <p dir="ltr">Joe on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/mrjoebarlow'>Instagram</a> & <a href='https://www.twitter.com/mrjoebarlow'>Twitter</a></p>