Actress <a href="https://www.instagram.com/garcelle/?hl=en" target="_blank">Garcelle Beauvais</a> (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) joins Nicole to discuss dating the likes of Michael Jordan, Larry David, and Eddie Murphy. She shares her experience working at a Playboy club under a fake ID, and the time she accidentally spent $6,000 on a dating app, without landing a single date. Nicole and Garcelle fantasize about a world with Yelp-style reviews for dating.  Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/">@nicolebyer</a>Merch: <a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme">podswag.com/dateme</a>Nicole's book: <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746">indiebound.org/book/9781524850746</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Actress &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/garcelle/?hl=en" target="_blank"&gt;Garcelle Beauvais&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;i&gt;The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills&lt;/i&gt;) joins Nicole to discuss dating the likes of Michael Jordan, Larry David, and Eddie Murphy. She shares her experience working at a Playboy club under a fake ID, and the time she accidentally spent $6,000 on a dating app, without landing a single date. Nicole and Garcelle fantasize about a world with Yelp-style reviews for dating. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to &lt;strong&gt;whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; for a chance to have it read on-air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow Nicole Byer: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merch: &lt;a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;podswag.com/dateme&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole's book: &lt;a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746"&gt;indiebound.org/book/9781524850746&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Dating Michael Jordan, Larry David, and a $6K Dating App Fail (w/ Garcelle Beauvais)

Comedian <a href="https://www.instagram.com/rikilindhome/?hl=en">Riki Lindhome</a> (Garfunkel and Oates, AfrAId) joins Nicole to discuss her harrowing fertility journey, dating someone new just two weeks before her baby was due, and what it means to "soft-partner" or date a "scrap." Meanwhile, a man tries to move into Nicole's house, leading her to seek relationship advice from WikiHow.Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/">@nicolebyer</a>Merch: <a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme">podswag.com/dateme</a>Nicole's book: <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746">indiebound.org/book/9781524850746</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Comedian &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/rikilindhome/?hl=en"&gt;Riki Lindhome&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;i&gt;Garfunkel and Oates, AfrAId&lt;/i&gt;) joins Nicole to discuss her harrowing fertility journey, dating someone new just two weeks before her baby was due, and what it means to "soft-partner" or date a "scrap." Meanwhile, a man tries to move into Nicole's house, leading her to seek relationship advice from WikiHow.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to &lt;strong&gt;whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; for a chance to have it read on-air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow Nicole Byer: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merch: &lt;a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;podswag.com/dateme&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole's book: &lt;a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746"&gt;indiebound.org/book/9781524850746&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Comedian Riki Lindhome (Garfunkel and Oates, AfrAId) joins Nicole to discuss her harrowing fertility journey, dating someone new just two weeks before her baby was due, and what it means to "soft-partner" or date a "scrap." Meanwhile, a man tries to move into Nicole's house, leading her to seek relationship advice from WikiHow.

Dating Scraps (w/ Riki Lindhome)

Comedian and actress <a href="https://www.instagram.com/chloeiscrazy/?hl=en">Chloe Fineman</a> (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss orgasmic meditation and the strange men behind the practice. She shares stories of attending a “slutty” theater school where her friends ended up in a crazy gangbang, dating a 700-pound man who used meth to lose weight, and dating another guy with "school shooter vibes." Chloe also talks about the most ridiculous arguments that have led to her breakups and offers advice on the best dating app. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/">@nicolebyer</a>Merch: <a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme">podswag.com/dateme</a>Nicole's book: <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746">indiebound.org/book/9781524850746</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Comedian and actress &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/chloeiscrazy/?hl=en"&gt;Chloe Fineman&lt;/a&gt; (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss orgasmic meditation and the strange men behind the practice. She shares stories of attending a “slutty” theater school where her friends ended up in a crazy gangbang, dating a 700-pound man who used meth to lose weight, and dating another guy with "school shooter vibes." Chloe also talks about the most ridiculous arguments that have led to her breakups and offers advice on the best dating app.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to &lt;strong&gt;whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; for a chance to have it read on-air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow Nicole Byer: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merch: &lt;a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;podswag.com/dateme&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole's book: &lt;a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746"&gt;indiebound.org/book/9781524850746&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Comedian and actress Chloe Fineman (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss orgasmic meditation and the strange men behind the practice. She shares stories of attending a “slutty” theater school where her friends ended up in a crazy gangbang, dating a 700-pound man who used meth to lose weight, and dating another guy with "school shooter vibes." Chloe also talks about the most ridiculous arguments that have led to her breakups and offers advice on the best dating app.

Orgasmic Meditation (w/ Chloe Fineman)

<a href="https://www.instagram.com/sophiastallone/?hl=en">Sophia Stallone</a> (The Family Stallone) shares what it's like to date when your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Sophia recounts cringey dates where the guy was more interested in meeting Rocky than getting to know her, the challenges of navigating her dad’s overprotective nature, and how she’s worked to overcome the anxieties that come with dating in the spotlight. Nicole and Sophia also reminisce about being dummies on the set of Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity.  Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/">@nicolebyer</a>Merch: <a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme">podswag.com/dateme</a>Nicole's book: <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746">indiebound.org/book/9781524850746</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/sophiastallone/?hl=en"&gt;Sophia Stallone&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;i&gt;The Family Stallone&lt;/i&gt;) shares what it's like to date when your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Sophia recounts cringey dates where the guy was more interested in meeting Rocky than getting to know her, the challenges of navigating her dad’s overprotective nature, and how she’s worked to overcome the anxieties that come with dating in the spotlight. Nicole and Sophia also reminisce about being dummies on the set of &lt;i&gt;Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to &lt;strong&gt;whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; for a chance to have it read on-air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow Nicole Byer: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merch: &lt;a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;podswag.com/dateme&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole's book: &lt;a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746"&gt;indiebound.org/book/9781524850746&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Sophia Stallone (The Family Stallone) shares what it's like to date when your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Sophia recounts cringey dates where the guy was more interested in meeting Rocky than getting to know her, the challenges of navigating her dad’s overprotective nature, and how she’s worked to overcome the anxieties that come with dating in the spotlight. Nicole and Sophia also reminisce about being dummies on the set of Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity. 

When Your Dad’s a Movie Icon (w/ Sophia Stallone)

Comedian and "ho-fessional" <a href="https://www.instagram.com/akeemwoods/?hl=en">Akeem Woods</a> joins Nicole to share his crazy sexcapades. He tells the story about his first Pride parade where he hooked up with a dozen guys in a single day, his experiences having sex with pornstars, accidentally attending an orgy, and having sex with a stranger in a Staples bathroom. He looks back on the time he was still in the closet and made a MySpace account for his fake girlfriend. Nicole gets fisted. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/">@nicolebyer</a>Merch: <a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme">podswag.com/dateme</a>Nicole's book: <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746">indiebound.org/book/9781524850746</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Comedian and "ho-fessional" &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/akeemwoods/?hl=en"&gt;Akeem Woods&lt;/a&gt; joins Nicole to share his crazy sexcapades. He tells the story about his first Pride parade where he hooked up with a dozen guys in a single day, his experiences having sex with pornstars, accidentally attending an orgy, and having sex with a stranger in a Staples bathroom. He looks back on the time he was still in the closet and made a MySpace account for his fake girlfriend. Nicole gets fisted.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to &lt;strong&gt;whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; for a chance to have it read on-air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow Nicole Byer: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/"&gt;@nicolebyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merch: &lt;a href="http://www.podswag.com/dateme"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;podswag.com/dateme&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicole's book: &lt;a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746"&gt;indiebound.org/book/9781524850746&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Sex Goals (w/ Akeem Woods)

Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help.

Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.

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