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<p><em>Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD</strong></p><p>NO MORE HAKE till Mon, Jan 5, 2026 AD — Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!</p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️</p><p>(0:00:00) Start</p><p>(0:02:46) 🎶 “O Holy Night” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson</p><p>(0:08:37) Hey, guys!</p><p>(0:11:12) 💬 Supers 🎶 David Meece - One Small Child</p><p>(0:15:18) 🎶 Gospel Train - David Meece</p><p>(0:17:33) 💬 Supers: LYC</p><p>(0:19:12) Coffee: Mike. Ego Is Real. Pilled: Shadilay</p><p>(0:25:43) 🎥 Parental victimhood</p><p>(0:33:33) 🗒️ “Wife guys” and JD Vance</p><p>(0:41:57) Super: Mari, CrazyMotherDance</p><p>(0:42:49) 📞 MIT, Australia: Xmas, Good Friday, Judas in purgatory, Alkaloids</p><p>(0:51:14) Australians…</p><p>(0:54:06) 📞 LUKA, IN, musician for Trump; chemtrails… soy, fluoride</p><p>(0:58:42) LUKA: Deportations…</p><p>(1:04:39) DLive</p><p>(1:06:46) 💬 Popcorn: 3 kids stole a car 🎥 one kid borrowed parents’ car</p><p>(1:19:40) 💬 Coffees: Cesar / Dr. Mike</p><p>(1:22:50) 💬 Super: Drive against traffic</p><p>(1:23:56) 📞 DAVID, TX: Merry Christmas. Thx.</p><p>(1:25:05) 📞 JAIME, MN: Popcorn, Bolsheviks, diversity, radicals</p><p>(1:34:18) JAIME: Catholics, s—cide, Augustine, Aquinas, City of God</p><p>(1:37:01) 💬 Super: Pilled</p><p>(1:38:01) 💬 Popcorn: weak to ban?</p><p>(1:43:11) 📞 EDDIE, Kansas City, KS: Brown Christian</p><p>(1:44:51) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA… A merry heart. Govt shutdown? Health insurance.</p><p>(1:49:56) 📞 ALEX, CA: Merry Christmas, s/o Dylann R. Joe.</p><p>(1:50:44) 🎶 Jake Husdon’s AI Country Rap about The Hake Report</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/23/hake-tue-12-23-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/23/hake-tue-12-23-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/23/jlp-tue-12-23-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/23/jlp-tue-12-23-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/23/jlp-tue-12-23-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/T3XU60EeviI">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v73cjkq-hake-tue-12-23-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1305724">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1469133755215905">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2003510920648024357">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/VnOQFTDu78YW">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/t3KHnynQ2Dqr">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist “false prophet”?!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Monday, December 22, 2025 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer, Last two days, 💬 Super…</p><p>(0:04:38) Hey, guys!</p><p>(0:05:50) 💬 Super: Greggatron</p><p>(0:07:58) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Marvin Gaye. Court. PDF. Juvie.</p><p>(0:16:06) MICHAEL: Convenience store chase, crime, litter. House arrest.</p><p>(0:25:30) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 EEOC for white men</p><p>(0:31:24) 🎥 Popcorn: Church joke</p><p>(0:35:27) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF</p><p>(0:39:25) 💬 Coffee: Sion … LYC</p><p>(0:48:24) Reddit … Trump pic from Epstein files</p><p>(0:50:28) 🎥 Reddit/YT: Dad’s Place pastor guilty housing homeless</p><p>(0:58:51) Govt is not the answer</p><p>(1:00:23) 📞 REMIR, Vegas, 1st: S—cide, Judas went to heaven?</p><p>(1:07:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Church fire hazard: Keep watch!</p><p>(1:11:38) W 7: Gundam, Ultra Man; Bryan, OH. Shoutouts</p><p>(1:15:33) 💬 Super: Rumble on LYC</p><p>(1:18:00) 📞 ROBERT, KS: FE or H—</p><p>(1:26:47) 💬 Coffee: Trump not PDF</p><p>(1:27:35) 💬 Popcorn… street justice rant…</p><p>(1:33:21) 💬 Super: Greggatron, bigger lie of anger, pride, ego</p><p>(1:34:52) 💬 Cesar</p><p>(1:37:29) Fraud in govt welfare programs</p><p>(1:41:47) 📞 DEBORAH, CA: Narrow, Deceive even the elect</p><p>(1:50:36) 🚫 RICK, VA, not there!</p><p>(1:50:51) 📞 NICK, WA: Judging Jesse. Narcissism.</p><p>(1:53:23) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/22/hake-mon-12-22-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/22/hake-mon-12-22-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack </strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/22/jlp-mon-12-22-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/22/jlp-mon-12-22-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/22/jlp-mon-12-22-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/YLBnTRgP5Ns">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v73be8e-hake-mon-12-22-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1304238">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/647154225152144">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2003148528294723679">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/smo17seMcSt5">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/diNRuimBde9M">Alt</a>) </p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/its-warmer-in-jail-mon-12-22-25"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a> </p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Friday, December 19, 2025 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start</p><p>(0:02:19) 🎶 Intro</p><p>(0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco</p><p>(0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI</p><p>(0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown</p><p>(0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan Collins … Brown University incident</p><p>(0:23:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Reading James</p><p>(0:25:39) RONNIE: Ohio…</p><p>(0:26:22) RONNIE: Trump on MJ…</p><p>(0:34:39) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Art, Reading</p><p>(0:36:59) ALLEN: Fear for obedience</p><p>(0:37:33) ALLEN: Christmas disagreement; Pope John Paul I; Biblical takedowns</p><p>(0:47:28) ALLEN: Celebrate Christmas? A Pilgrim Christmas. ;)</p><p>(0:49:20) ALLEN: Pilgrims’ communism: William Bradford. Work, Quiet Quitting, Taxes, Land</p><p>(0:57:19) Music would be nice</p><p>(0:58:06) 🎶 “I Wonder as I Wander” - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson</p><p>(1:01:18) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Space denial and pictures</p><p>(1:25:40) ROB: Sun in clouds drawing…</p><p>(1:35:25) ROB: Stars in the P1000 … Blue Ice Firmament</p><p>(1:40:15) 💬 Popcorn for celery pickers on IG</p><p>(1:46:17) 💬 Coffee: Lori OK with or without Xmas</p><p>(1:48:22) 💬 Coffee: Boring!</p><p>(1:51:50) 🎥 This ticks me right off! Barbara replaces Robert!</p><p>(1:52:53) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/19/hake-fri-12-19-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/19/hake-fri-12-19-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/19/jlp-fri-12-19-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/19/jlp-fri-12-19-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/19/jlp-fri-12-19-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/S7LQJvl_KvU">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v736tfi-hake-fri-12-19-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1303649">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1195141566034075">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2002061365716893741">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/M9q5DyXXqilz">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/kfXkAABJzNEW">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/251219-Fri-Hake">Odysee</a> </p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/pilgrims-christmas-fri-12-19-25"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a> </p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer</p><p>(0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! “Not All” JLP tee</p><p>(0:06:44) 📞 MIKE, CA: Thx. Wanting to impress. Family. Armenians.</p><p>(0:23:05) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: We are not victims. commence par avoir des enfants</p><p>(0:34:57) MICHAEL, Trump credit?</p><p>(0:37:21) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Ivory Coast, Africa; Queen Harriet</p><p>(0:46:47) MAZE on riots and stuff, Trump pardons…</p><p>(0:54:14) MAZE: I don’t hate people. Epstein.</p><p>(0:59:13) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron</p><p>(1:00:41) 💬 Popcorn: WH Walk of Fame</p><p>(1:09:36) 💬 Supers: Cesar, Terri… chat shoutouts</p><p>(1:12:29) 📞 ALLEN, MI: No s— before marriage! Telegony</p><p>(1:19:56) Telegony… per Google AI</p><p>(1:21:14) Border Patrol per CNN</p><p>(1:25:34) 🖼️ Galaxy frogs</p><p>(1:27:32) Leo didn’t watch Titanic</p><p>(1:28:50) 🗒️ Shoplifting, Return Fraud…</p><p>(1:35:59) Anchor Baby, WWF / WWE</p><p>(1:38:02) Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua</p><p>(1:43:09) 💬 Popcorn… Trump truth, Punchie TV</p><p>(1:48:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Trump economy</p><p>(1:53:30) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/18/hake-thu-12-18-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/18/hake-thu-12-18-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/OCn_2Fqy5zs">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v735ake-hake-thu-12-18-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/foxhole/thehakereport?topic=1303077">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1164271829207719">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2001698982846746732">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/1yMJCp0pUNoQ">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/LoxEpR5ezc0a">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/251218-Thu-Hake">Odysee</a> </p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/low-trust-culture-infecting-america"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a> </p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Australia’s “North Star”? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. “Epstein” accuser calls-in! Caller doesn’t like caller’s attitude.</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start</p><p>(0:03:43) Hey, guys!</p><p>(0:05:03) 🖼️ Polaris, Southern Cross</p><p>(0:11:51) 🗣️ Steve Kerr talking after Brown incident</p><p>(0:21:40) Malcolm Kerr died!</p><p>(0:23:30) 💬 Super: Bigg Bump on disingenuous Maze?</p><p>(0:25:52) 💬 Super: Australian Milky Way, 18-hour flight from Germany?!</p><p>(0:27:13) Nuclear power scare and proper maintenance</p><p>(0:30:43) 💬 Super: Malcolm Kerr award, Brown suspect loose, “Free Luigi”</p><p>(0:34:01) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Islam in schools.</p><p>(0:37:26) ANTHONY: FreeWillfull: Christianity, Islam</p><p>(0:40:35) ANTHONY: Mutual G— in Gaza-Israel?</p><p>(0:43:05) ANTHONY: We believe in Jesus: His return? Break cross, slay pig?</p><p>(0:47:08) ANTHONY…</p><p>(0:50:58) ANTHONY: Bondi Beach incident</p><p>(0:54:45) Ahmed per AP</p><p>(1:00:07) 💬 Coffee: JC</p><p>(1:01:13) 💬 Coffee: Cesar</p><p>(1:01:57) 💬 Popcorn on thoughts, emotions</p><p>(1:07:46) 💬 Super: Roscoe / Art</p><p>(1:08:44) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Isaiah 55, Jeremiah 29, discipline of children</p><p>(1:12:01) W 7: Coptic Church, Greek Orthodox, denominations</p><p>(1:15:59) W 7: Pigs vs sheep vs vultures, the spirit in these animals</p><p>(1:19:11) 📞 TONY, CA: can’t wait Epstein files release</p><p>(1:25:52) 📞 JEFF, LA: Who’s gonna pay for it?</p><p>(1:28:06) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nothing there. Dallas, Mexico. WA Floods.</p><p>(1:31:38) W III: Africa</p><p>(1:34:46) 🎥 WA floods</p><p>(1:38:03) 🖼️ Don Jr. engaged again!</p><p>(1:41:40) 📞 JAIME, MN: FreeWillfull: Basic food? Not the wealthiest. Most debt.</p><p>(1:46:46) JAIME: Good money after bad. Cut Social Services.</p><p>(1:51:58) 📞 JOHN, KY: I don’t like William’s energy, a d— word</p><p>(1:55:34) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/17/hake-wed-12-17-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/17/hake-wed-12-17-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/17/jlp-wed-12-17-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/17/jlp-wed-12-17-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/17/jlp-wed-12-17-25</a></p><p>🥊 <strong>HAKE PUNCHIE BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/12/17/wed-12-17-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/12/17/wed-12-17-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/5hMhkyjT4tc">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v733q0i-hake-wed-12-17-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/foxhole/thehakereport?topic=1302497">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1205009164896512">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2001336591680442411">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/Aa9ieEhcQeN8">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/rTcfRf2FB4H4">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/251217-Wed-Hake">Odysee</a> </p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/everyones-mom-wed-12-17-25"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a> </p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>