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<p><em>NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Friday, April 3, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular</p><p>* (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledge Is Poison - Hake tee</p><p>* (0:10:44) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Movie references.</p><p>* (0:12:45) D: Azzmador-JLP interview: Andrew Anglin</p><p>* (0:18:35) D: Art in OH, GGW</p><p>* (0:21:15) D: Lee letter to wife re: Slavery; Kentucky is beautiful</p><p>* (0:27:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: “KFC”; Pam Bondi out</p><p>* (0:33:05) H: Popcorn: “my people,” my nation …</p><p>* (0:41:17) H: Pride?</p><p>* (0:42:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Bad News Bears</p><p>* (0:46:06) D: Ticked at callers talking about wives, very provocative</p><p>* (0:53:40) D: Bless Israel? Iran war? Pat Tillman… Fragging?</p><p>* (1:02:06) 💬 Supers: YT</p><p>* (1:04:03) 💬 Coffees…</p><p>* (1:08:47) 💬 Supers…</p><p>* (1:12:00) 📞 TORY, CA: Sheltered from “fiends”;</p><p>* (1:20:15) T: bifurcated view; Liberal education almost k’d me; Hispanics</p><p>* (1:24:51) 💬 Coffees… escape!</p><p>* (1:32:55) 🚫 ALEX, CA: get back to me</p><p>* (1:33:18) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Psalm 22; Israelites, Sunblock, Jesus</p><p>* (1:37:34) R: Go elsewhere</p><p>* (1:38:38) R: Ryan, John…</p><p>* (1:41:51) R: black-on-black crime “statistic” confusion</p><p>* (1:44:58) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Nation? Size of countries</p><p>* (1:50:07) Pre-Outro</p><p>* (1:50:40) 📞 ALEX, CA: Don’t understand one another</p><p>* (1:53:23) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/news">HAKE NEWS</a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/19PP4jaEckM">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77z57i-hake-fri-4-3-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1375210">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1257284029904671">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2040096994220282156">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/59NywdCKKFSi">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/3YYl0tzB0bdG">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:03:46) News…</p><p>* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business</p><p>* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars</p><p>* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans</p><p>* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans</p><p>* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room</p><p>* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people</p><p>* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship</p><p>* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?</p><p>* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick</p><p>* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked</p><p>* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions</p><p>* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?</p><p>* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times</p><p>* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn</p><p>* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”</p><p>* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…</p><p>* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?</p><p>* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day</p><p>* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness</p><p>* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white</p><p>* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA</p><p>* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men</p><p>* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble</p><p>* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t</p><p>* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…</p><p>* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever</p><p>* (1:53:56) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/5aUzLq8K6Fk">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77xk46-hake-thu-4-2-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1374523">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1264640489112389">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039734606245539871">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/Jtsr1agrIMKP">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/oGpuPpdgDqDA">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260402-Thu-Hake">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer</p><p>* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!</p><p>* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection</p><p>* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people</p><p>* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?</p><p>* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel</p><p>* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”</p><p>* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.</p><p>* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.</p><p>* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock</p><p>* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!</p><p>* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!</p><p>* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?</p><p>* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …</p><p>* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo</p><p>* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?</p><p>* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday</p><p>* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss</p><p>* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report</p><p>* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…</p><p>* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free</p><p>* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair</p><p>* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?</p><p>* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel</p><p>* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship</p><p>* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II</p><p>* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references</p><p>* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/fI1X8nA1a5Q">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77w00k-hake-wed-4-1-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1373858">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1665307524489145">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039372221764808953">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/xZJubNGXposV">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/FiW8kpUgpXST/">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260401-Wed-Hake">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages</p><p>* (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife</p><p>* (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Broccoli, H.W. Bush</p><p>* (0:19:20) D: Gas prices racket; Home prices</p><p>* (0:22:30) D: Crises make money; You’re just tax revenue to govt; Trump?</p><p>* (0:25:02) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs D: Do you talk about whites?</p><p>* (0:31:07) DAVID: White people too…</p><p>* (0:33:15) D: Stories of black friends</p><p>* (0:35:37) D: David’s call got them riled! Wed 3-25-26</p><p>* (0:38:30) D: Story …</p><p>* (0:40:25) 💬 Super: misjudgin’</p><p>* (0:41:16) 📞 ART, OH: Ladies in leadership, schools, “bad kids”</p><p>* (0:45:37) A: Sometimes offended; teens jobs given away</p><p>* (0:48:26) A: Hake on not following the trends</p><p>* (0:49:40) A: Story as a kid, not participating with bad kids</p><p>* (0:51:31) A: Tiffany Henyard, acting Republican; don’t trust them!</p><p>* (0:53:44) A: AI “Alpha School”</p><p>* (0:55:52) 📞 AL, AR: Offended by silly things; Suspicion at stores; Facts</p><p>* (0:58:46) AL: AI warning, lack of skills in America</p><p>* (1:00:49) AL: Judging others’ hearts; Work, dignity; Comparing people</p><p>* (1:04:00) AL: Schools for girls, black girl magic</p><p>* (1:05:58) AL: JLP, Booker T Washington, entitled attitudes, be in demand</p><p>* (1:08:54) 🗣️ MAZE, OH vs AL: You talking to a CWP</p><p>* (1:10:37) MAZE vs AL: black doctors, black women in childbirth</p><p>* (1:13:44) M vs A: Ab—tion 50M black Americans; culture</p><p>* (1:15:22) M vs A: Hillary twerking? Black Girl Magic</p><p>* (1:19:01) MAZE: Ancestors, Ghana pushed UN resolution</p><p>* (1:21:17) UN resolution “gravest of crimes”</p><p>* (1:23:57) 💬 Super: CSAL</p><p>* (1:24:42) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn again, and Michael traitor</p><p>* (1:31:55) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump on funerals; Young death; AIPAC, Western Wall</p><p>* (1:37:06) Z: Loyalty?</p><p>* (1:39:27) Z: Loyalty for Trump?</p><p>* (1:47:07) Z: Erika mad about Druski; bullet mismatch</p><p>* (1:49:37) Z: Don’t vote Democrat</p><p>* (1:50:33) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather? Sunblock invention? Jesus? John 8: 54</p><p>* (1:53:13) 📞 RYAN, IL… BYE, y’all!</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/acwzoGTcGwk">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77u666-hake-tue-3-31-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1373079">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/966207895824412">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039009826517229956">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/urW69S3j4pzW">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/HZu5zpu0jWqJ">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260331-Tue-Hake">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects.</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Monday, March 30, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer</p><p>* (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical</p><p>* (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU</p><p>* (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out for their Christians…</p><p>* (0:36:30) Complicated business: Thanks, Anchor Baby</p><p>* (0:38:38) 🎥 Trump: Sharpies save money (CSPAN) …</p><p>* (0:46:02) 💬 Super: What good is FE? Unvaxxed?</p><p>* (0:49:09) 🗞️ Folic acid against birth defects</p><p>* (0:54:34) 🗞️ Press freedom / Folic acid continued</p><p>* (1:01:36) 📞 AMY, TX: Folic acid synthetic. Bread had folate naturally.</p><p>* (1:08:30) A: Fast food with fiber; pregnancy</p><p>* (1:12:01) A: Autism, inflammation</p><p>* (1:17:57) A: Mexican food, Corn</p><p>* (1:21:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: gluten-free, wheat fiddling since ‘40s</p><p>* (1:27:44) Anchor Baby coming</p><p>* (1:28:30) 💬 Cesar: Funding Hamas</p><p>* (1:34:40) 💬 Popcorn: Far-left AP</p><p>* (1:38:40) 💬 Chris: One lady eating tortillas, make a law</p><p>* (1:40:42) 💬 Cesar: Naturally high folate foods</p><p>* (1:41:50) 💬 Supers YouTube</p><p>* (1:45:36) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran rain down fire; Strait of Hormuz</p><p>* (1:52:32) 💬 Popcorn: Economy collapsing per Allen</p><p>* (1:53:08) 🎥 Ron Paul 2009, Hamas created by Israel</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/30/hake-mon-3-30-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/30/hake-mon-3-30-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/30/jlp-mon-3-30-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/30/jlp-mon-3-30-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/30/jlp-mon-3-30-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/LPU-dN-sXIk">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77sc6c-hake-mon-3-30-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1370977">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/978914041237324">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2038647441914798299">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/f19wRVuDuxNp">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/UztYTRWxgJ2a/">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>