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<p><em>50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:03:23) News…</p><p>* (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a</p><p>* (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words</p><p>* (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad…</p><p>* (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight?</p><p>* (0:42:49) R: Weaponizing</p><p>* (0:49:55) R: How come you’re saying it?</p><p>* (0:57:43) 📞 Allen: Matt 5: 43-44, love your neighbor, enemy</p><p>* (1:05:47) A: Godly hatred? Personal enemy vs God’s enemy</p><p>* (1:12:39) A: Gretchen Whitmer hearing God’s Word?</p><p>* (1:16:23) 📞 Tim, TX: Autism, dating an autistic girl</p><p>* (1:24:45) 📞 Maze: Ignorant word… Dem-Rep, same</p><p>* (1:32:41) Anchor Baby 💬 Supers on YT: Bashing Ronnie, Allen</p><p>* (1:35:53) 💬 Coffees…</p><p>* (1:45:06) 💬 Rumble Rants: a word’s power</p><p>* (1:46:12) 📞 Tory, CA: craziness</p><p>* (1:52:14) 📞 Brady: We bend over backwards</p><p>* (1:53:48) 📞 Rick, another time!</p><p>* (1:54:07) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/29/hake-wed-4-29-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/29/hake-wed-4-29-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.com/punchie">https://thehakereport.com/punchie</a></p><p>–</p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/is8YkmA5nxU">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v794qe6-hake-wed-4-29-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1394350">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/100057250281347/videos/4422208541359668">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2049519084329398467">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/WG7VqxGDV4c9">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/qQjlL60v69eX">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD</strong> — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26</p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men</p><p>* (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake!</p><p>* (0:13:48) 🙄 “The Wide Awakes,” so corny!</p><p>* (0:16:48) Punchie TV: Bill knows about corruption</p><p>* (0:21:01) 📰 Self-described race of the suspect: per Journal-isms</p><p>* (0:29:25) Half-black, half-white… Obama, Trump….</p><p>* (0:36:58) 📺 CNN: Obama 2011 WHCD vs Trump; What does Roger Stone know?</p><p>* (0:42:10) 📰 Back to story</p><p>* (0:47:29) 💬 Supers: YT</p><p>* (0:48:27) 💬 Coffees: KMike</p><p>* (0:50:48) 💬 Popcorn on Michael</p><p>* (0:58:16) 💬 It’s all connected: Cesar</p><p>* (1:06:17) 💬 Popcorn: Nora O’Donnnell, Mary Phagan, naive to evil</p><p>* (1:21:47) 💬 Cesar, Eric exhortation</p><p>* (1:23:53) Chat shoutouts</p><p>* (1:27:36) 📰 Viktor Orbán, smearing MJ; AP on this day Apr 26: Mary Phagan</p><p>* (1:35:01) 📰 Chernobyl; Juries … fair trial for Trump?</p><p>* (1:39:03) 🤩 Trump on Reflecting Pool for cheap!</p><p>* (1:43:30) 📰 …Kimmel… vs Trump and Melania</p><p>* (1:46:30) 💬 Popcorn: human nature, projecting a broken standard</p><p>* (1:50:37) 📰 Aborsh Meds on Campus CO bill</p><p>* (1:54:41) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/28/hake-tue-4-28-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/28/hake-tue-4-28-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26</a></p><p>–</p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/-s_fLPhYtVg">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v7939wg-hake-allegedly-tue-4-28-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1391031">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1479860910251457/">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2049156695608160309">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/vP9w7NSi3CZd/">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/vO904EcfjZOU">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Friday, April 24, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over…</p><p>* (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians</p><p>* (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd</p><p>* (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there</p><p>* (0:19:55) David Story: “demon” drawing plate swapped for rainbow!</p><p>* (0:23:01) 💬 David Supers: God, toughness, forgave mother?</p><p>* (0:30:31) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Yesterday, pearls to swine</p><p>* (0:35:38) 📞 Brady, “Cuckoo,” Indian, Grand Canyon, Vegas</p><p>* (0:41:35) B: We’re not spinning. Polaris …</p><p>* (0:42:31) 📞 Jeff: Tripping on a word, history, dehumanizing</p><p>* (0:49:20) 💬 Rumble rant yesterday; False power; Supers</p><p>* (0:51:10) 🪙 Jesse silver coin</p><p>* (0:55:12) 📞 Ryan: OK’d disrespect</p><p>* (1:01:49) 💬 Popcorn: “Fraud,” drunk with anger</p><p>* (1:09:51) 💬 Coffees: Anthony on some sense</p><p>* (1:12:55) 📞 Maze: telling people what to do</p><p>* (1:19:01) 📞 Alex: Accountability, Criticism</p><p>* (1:27:36) 💬 Greggatron to Ronnie</p><p>* (1:31:19) 💬 BasedAF: Karen Bass, Trump</p><p>* (1:32:54) 📞 John, KY: Art come to his senses, enemies</p><p>* (1:44:45) 💬 Coffees… on the controversy, supers</p><p>* (1:52:16) 🚫 Haden, another day</p><p>* (1:52:35) 📞 Iason: Humility, never humiliated</p><p>* (1:53:54) 🎶 Michael, Canada… END</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/24/hake-fri-4-24-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/24/hake-fri-4-24-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/3kMRa33xPUo">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v78wshe-hake-fri-4-24-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1390182">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1495331745379179/">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2047707145765093761">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/LXthPCFuOqMA">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/gw40vHjI7LXr">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular.</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations</p><p>* (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence”</p><p>* (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual</p><p>* (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training; “You need to leave!”</p><p>* (0:36:02) Alex: Japan society; How could child turn g—?</p><p>* (0:38:22) 🗣️ Art vs Alex: You got no respect, California! Angry! Cussing…</p><p>* (0:43:25) Art: Disrespecting men… boundaries</p><p>* (0:56:00) Art: Respect, getting crazy, not crazy enough</p><p>* (1:05:15) Art: Jesus and Jesse …</p><p>* (1:13:40) Art: Manipulative with that word</p><p>* (1:15:52) 📞 Garrett, NH: egging, taking it to heart</p><p>* (1:17:59) 📞 Pete, AK: Disrespecting while crying disrespect</p><p>* (1:20:56) 📞 JC, Little Rock: I don’t like that word</p><p>* (1:31:58) 💬 Supers: YT, coffees: Gee Willickers; Popcorn</p><p>* (1:35:26) 💬 Coffees: Ann Abor, Greggatron: They become what you call them. KMike</p><p>* (1:42:11) 💬 Coffee: Tapdance explanation</p><p>* (1:46:50) 💬 CA Gov debate, Words, Hake arguing with coffees…</p><p>* (1:54:26) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/23/hake-thu-4-23-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/23/hake-thu-4-23-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/nqvp8HwXXeI">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v78v3fa-hake-thu-4-23-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1389412">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1691959385175689">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2047344755642945952">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/rYdH54DgiNNr">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/thehakereport/">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p><em>JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller.</p><p>* (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMeACoffee tip)</p><p>* (0:15:19) H: Charlie Kirk on true Christianity and Democrats</p><p>* (0:24:22) H: Fear of being a minority? Why use “fear”?</p><p>* (0:25:55) 📞 David, TX: Tulsi WH press conference: Treason? Obama admin</p><p>* (0:32:14) D: RHCP song: Space in a CA basement; Artemis II actors?</p><p>* (0:38:10) 💬 Coffee: KMike: C vs F, Quebec, Vermont</p><p>* (0:45:38) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn doesn’t see Jesse’s wisdom on mothers-fathers</p><p>* (0:51:14) 📞 Bobby, TX: Medicine for depression, anxiety?</p><p>* (1:07:33) B: Go on Whatever, debate</p><p>* (1:08:09) 📞 Meade, VA: SPLC charged; Virginia redistricting</p><p>* (1:13:23) M: IDF soldier may have been Muslim? Unmixed diversity</p><p>* (1:17:32) 💬 Supers: YT: Wars?</p><p>* (1:19:28) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on misinfo vs Google, Wikipedia</p><p>* (1:26:01) 💬 Cesar: Ketanji</p><p>* (1:29:05) 📞 Art: Complaining like a woman? You too old to say that!</p><p>* (1:39:44) A: Identify with being black? “N”-joke…</p><p>* (1:47:47) 💬 Supers, YT: Emotional</p><p>* (1:48:53) 💬 Popcorn: Be OK with whatever we say?</p><p>* (1:53:16) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/22/hake-wed-4-22-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/22/hake-wed-4-22-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/22/jlp-wed-4-22-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/22/jlp-wed-4-22-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/22/jlp-wed-4-22-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/22/ep-084-wed-4-22-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/22/ep-084-wed-4-22-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/l0hbwCOwB0s">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v78tfe4-hake-wed-4-22-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1388566">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1906168393410271">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2046982364828492075">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/04W7Qdf3IfJL">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/3O1Vj1TpqwVx">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>