Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).