<description>&lt;p&gt;Gooooood Morning, Internet! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Prepare for a rollercoaster of wit, insight, and a sprinkle of absurdity in my latest episode of "The Novice"! This week, I sit down with the enigmatic &lt;a target="_blank" href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/jackkuveke/"&gt;Jack Kuveke&lt;/a&gt;, a startup founder whose recent claim to fame was his masterful act as a Venture Capitalist from Jabroni Capital. Just hit that play button and you will see what I mean.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As Jack shares his "insights" on raising funds, his disdain for non-Stanford graduates, and the peculiar importance of having a pickleball partner over an actual investment strategy, you are guaranteed to be entertained.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But wait, there's more! Halfway through the show, we drop the act and reveal the real Jack Kuveke—a brilliant startup founder turned comedian with a knack for satire and a sharp take on the tech industry. From poking fun at the absurdities of Silicon Valley to dropping truth bombs about the venture capital world, Jack keeps you entertained and enlightened.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a taste of what you’ll learn:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Jack's unique (and hilarious) approach to investing that prioritizes Twitter over term sheets.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* The Art of Lying: Why sometimes, telling the right story is more important than cold, hard facts.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Insider Secrets: How to break into the elite circles of venture capital by literally breaking down doors.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Sex and Sandwiches: the ultimate motivators behind every decision.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you're an aspiring entrepreneur, a seasoned founder, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Jack's comedic take on the high-stakes world of venture capital will leave you in stitches and maybe even make you rethink your next pitch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don't miss out on this wildly entertaining and informative episode of "The Novice"! Tune in now, and don't forget to:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Listen: Your ears will thank you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Like: Show us some love and keep the laughs coming.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Subscribe: Never miss a beat or a punchline.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Share: Spread the word. The more, the merrier.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Repeat: When in doubt, hit play again.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Catch the episode on &lt;a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMkcbUwXtZJPWkR5JvUCAtA"&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;, or where ever you get your podcasts, and join us on this delightful journey of learning and laughter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stay curious and keep laughing,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kirill Zubovsky&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. If this episode doesn't make you want to tune in for more, the next one will. Or at least, it’ll be a good excuse to eat a sandwich. If you are on X, you can also follow me there &lt;a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/kirillzubovsky"&gt;@kirillzubovsky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit &lt;a href="https://novice.media?utm_medium=podcast&amp;#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1"&gt;novice.media&lt;/a&gt;</description>

The Novice

A Podcast for the Curiously Uninformed by Kirill Zubovsky

The Venture Capitalist Comedian – Jack Kuveke

JUN 11, 202449 MIN
The Novice

The Venture Capitalist Comedian – Jack Kuveke

JUN 11, 202449 MIN

Description

<p>Gooooood Morning, Internet! </p><p>Prepare for a rollercoaster of wit, insight, and a sprinkle of absurdity in my latest episode of "The Novice"! This week, I sit down with the enigmatic <a target="_blank" href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/jackkuveke/">Jack Kuveke</a>, a startup founder whose recent claim to fame was his masterful act as a Venture Capitalist from Jabroni Capital. Just hit that play button and you will see what I mean.</p><p>As Jack shares his "insights" on raising funds, his disdain for non-Stanford graduates, and the peculiar importance of having a pickleball partner over an actual investment strategy, you are guaranteed to be entertained.</p><p>But wait, there's more! Halfway through the show, we drop the act and reveal the real Jack Kuveke—a brilliant startup founder turned comedian with a knack for satire and a sharp take on the tech industry. From poking fun at the absurdities of Silicon Valley to dropping truth bombs about the venture capital world, Jack keeps you entertained and enlightened.</p><p>Here’s a taste of what you’ll learn:</p><p>* Jack's unique (and hilarious) approach to investing that prioritizes Twitter over term sheets.</p><p>* The Art of Lying: Why sometimes, telling the right story is more important than cold, hard facts.</p><p>* Insider Secrets: How to break into the elite circles of venture capital by literally breaking down doors.</p><p>* Sex and Sandwiches: the ultimate motivators behind every decision.</p><p></p><p>Whether you're an aspiring entrepreneur, a seasoned founder, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Jack's comedic take on the high-stakes world of venture capital will leave you in stitches and maybe even make you rethink your next pitch.</p><p>Don't miss out on this wildly entertaining and informative episode of "The Novice"! Tune in now, and don't forget to:</p><p>* Listen: Your ears will thank you.</p><p>* Like: Show us some love and keep the laughs coming.</p><p>* Subscribe: Never miss a beat or a punchline.</p><p>* Share: Spread the word. The more, the merrier.</p><p>* Repeat: When in doubt, hit play again.</p><p>Catch the episode on <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMkcbUwXtZJPWkR5JvUCAtA">YouTube</a>, or where ever you get your podcasts, and join us on this delightful journey of learning and laughter.</p><p>Stay curious and keep laughing,</p><p><strong>Kirill Zubovsky</strong></p><p>P.S. If this episode doesn't make you want to tune in for more, the next one will. Or at least, it’ll be a good excuse to eat a sandwich. If you are on X, you can also follow me there <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/kirillzubovsky">@kirillzubovsky</a></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://novice.media?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">novice.media</a>