<p>Yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is, homeys?! Y&#39;all heard of this phenomenal rap star who rhymes all these insanely shocking things nobody else would dare to say and used to be a total killer on the freestyle battle rap scene? Yeah, bruh! The Emliest of Ems, Slim Shady!</p> <p>Alright, just kidding. It&#39;s us. We&#39;re back. Just in time for Eminem to also be back with a new album, except what he&#39;s gonna do is try to keep pretending all that BS is true about his early career and what we&#39;re here to do is fill you in a whole lot of truth. This dude IS wack, WAS wack and will ALWAYS be wack. Don&#39;t believe it could possibly be true? Tune in here to the first of several episodes on the actual death of Slim Shady. When all is said and done you&#39;ll have no choice but to agree: Eminem sucks!</p>