<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s &amp;amp; Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt; https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.cafelallave.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by FL Dairy: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.floridamilk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.floridamilk.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Sperm Racing’s a Sport?!

Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s &amp; Suny’s and Beyond The Gates … Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603</a> Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: <a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.cafelallave.com/</a> Brought to you by FL Dairy: <a href="https://www.floridamilk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.floridamilk.com/</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Ep 371. Pero…Going to Denny’s, Gen Z Lingo & Sperm Racing

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr &amp;amp; Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt; https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.cafelallave.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Miami’s King of Pop Music

Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr &amp; Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603</a> Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: <a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.cafelallave.com/</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Ep 370.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Miami’s King of Pop, Robbie Elias

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava &amp;amp; Clue at the Arsht Center…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt; https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.cafelallave.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by FL Dairy: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.floridamilk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.floridamilk.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Hialeah: The Worst Thanksgiving City?

Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava &amp; Clue at the Arsht Center… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603</a> Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: <a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.cafelallave.com/</a> Brought to you by FL Dairy: <a href="https://www.floridamilk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.floridamilk.com/</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Ep 370. Pero…Hialeah Thanksgivings, Parasocial Relationships & Santa’s Enchanted Forest

<description>Cold and flu season nos tiene mal this week! We’ll be back next week with a new episode. Cuídense!!&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Don't Get Sick!

Cold and flu season nos tiene mal this week! We’ll be back next week with a new episode. Cuídense!!<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Sorry Primos, No Ep This Week

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt; https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;https://www.cafelallave.com/&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Three Ladies & an Ish

Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop:<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603</a> Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: <a href="https://www.cafelallave.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.cafelallave.com/</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

Ep 369.5 Pero…Hanguiando with the podcast, Primas (Pero Not Really)

A podcast about the rants and musings of 2 Cuban-American guys discussing news, politics, culture, arts, celebrity interviews and anything else that pops up!<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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