He's Not Rude, He's Just Swiss — DC United 1-2 Inter Miami | Week 3 2026
70,000 fans in Baltimore. Lionel Messi. Wale at halftime. DC United falls 1-2 to Inter Miami, and the circus is officially over. Jon and Ted break down the spectacle, what it means for the club long-term, and whether the next two road games against Chicago and Atlanta are where this team finally finds its footing.In this episode:DC United 1-2 Inter Miami: business success, soccer disappointmentRenée Wilder's postgame: he's not rude, he's just SwissLucas Bartlett and the first goal — this one's on himMessi's goal: what can you doGabriel Pirani: borderline invisible, days as a starter may be numberedNikola Markovic comes on and immediately looks like he belongsLouis Munteanu: best performance yet — Jon says he starts next weekCaden Clark off the bench: he's aliveJackson Hopkins semi-assist on Tai Baribo's goal — and should DC extend him now?Brandon Servania fading — is Markovic overtaking him?Supporter section issues in BaltimoreListener Q&A: the Baltimore charade, will Messi ever play at Audi Field, and moreChicago and Atlanta previews — over/under on points from the next two gamesExtended analysis, full Patreon listener Q&A including the Aaron Herrera question, and more at the $5 tier: patreon.com/rfkrefugeesFollow us on Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, and Threads @rfkrefugeesVamos.