Three Stars on the Badge — DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union ft. Gregory Roche
Ted's on vacation so Jon called in Gregory Roche from Pitch Pass for 90 minutes of group therapy. DC United grind out a 0-0 draw against Philadelphia Union, the CSO posts AI-written LinkedIn content that doesn't know how many championship stars are on the badge, and Louis Munteanu's future becomes a very real conversation.In this episode:DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union: defensively solid, offensively invisibleThe LinkedIn Chronicles: AI-written post cites wrong number of stars on the badgeRenée Weiler sounding like a podcast host in press conferences, not a coachOpen Cup exit vs One Knoxville SC: the beginning of the end for Gabriel Pirani?Was this Weiler's transfer window or the doctor's? Gregory makes the caseThe schizophrenic roster build: great defense, no attacking planLouis Munteanu: Gregory raises the uncomfortable question — is he gone before the end of the season?Silvan Hefti and Aaron Herrera: the right back situation explainedGavin Turner and Caden Clark need more minutes — both hosts agreeNikola Markovic in the six role: working for nowThe Pirani Summer/Fall cycle: it's coming, it always comesLocker room sources: reportedly not well-liked internallyIs the season done and dusted? Gregory says absolutely notEastern Conference reality check: DC United are in a playoff spotHow to actually market this club — Eddie Pope, Clyde Sims, the flagThe academy, Kevin Flanagan, and the talent rich DC areaOrlando preview: yin and yang of MLS mediocrityFull listener Q&AThis week's full episode is on the free feed — no Patreon required.Check out Gregory Roche at pitchpass.comFollow us on Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, and Threads @rfkrefugeesVamos.