Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpredictability of human behavior, all while sharing a few laughs about the importance of future planning through baseball cards and Funko Pops.  Join us as we unravel the peculiarities of rising egg prices and their surprising role as an economic indicator. From nostalgic debates about 90s Doritos flavors to brunch burgers topped with fried eggs, the culinary world is ours to dissect. We also veer into humorous territory critiquing airlines and OnlyFans, sharing bizarre news like a car crash into a WWII tank memorial, and diving into the lives of our quirky college roommates. It&apos;s a smorgasbord of anecdotes and commentary designed to entertain and provoke a chuckle or two. As Valentine&apos;s Day approaches, we&apos;re tackling the quirks of love and mental health with humor and sincerity, from chicken wing dates to heartfelt reminders to check in on loved ones. Amidst all the light-hearted banter, we touch on viral stories like the Texan who used a baby to clear snow off his car, reminding us to consider the consequences of our more bizarre actions. With a mix of local flair and international charm, we&apos;re excited to welcome our growing audience from Germany and France and dream about taking our unique brand of trivia nights across the pond. Whether it&apos;s laughter, spontaneity, or just a good old-fashioned story, this episode has it all.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpredictability of human behavior, all while sharing a few laughs about the importance of future planning through baseball cards and Funko Pops. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Join us as we unravel the peculiarities of rising egg prices and their surprising role as an economic indicator. From nostalgic debates about 90s Doritos flavors to brunch burgers topped with fried eggs, the culinary world is ours to dissect. We also veer into humorous territory critiquing airlines and OnlyFans, sharing bizarre news like a car crash into a WWII tank memorial, and diving into the lives of our quirky college roommates. It&amp;apos;s a smorgasbord of anecdotes and commentary designed to entertain and provoke a chuckle or two.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As Valentine&amp;apos;s Day approaches, we&amp;apos;re tackling the quirks of love and mental health with humor and sincerity, from chicken wing dates to heartfelt reminders to check in on loved ones. Amidst all the light-hearted banter, we touch on viral stories like the Texan who used a baby to clear snow off his car, reminding us to consider the consequences of our more bizarre actions. With a mix of local flair and international charm, we&amp;apos;re excited to welcome our growing audience from Germany and France and dream about taking our unique brand of trivia nights across the pond. Whether it&amp;apos;s laughter, spontaneity, or just a good old-fashioned story, this episode has it all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpred...

#174 After 2 Beers: Mayo Debates, Porta-Potty Hunting, and Egg-Centric Economics

Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin&apos; dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores the passionate world of collecting as Dutch surprises Michael with a Matt Foley Funko Pop, sparking a lively conversation about treasured memorabilia.Get ready for an entertaining deep dive into social dynamics and fashion faux pas at high-profile events. The hosts humorously dissect how societal expectations shape women&apos;s wardrobe choices and the reactions they provoke. Along the way, they share personal stories from smoky bingo nights and quirky bar experiences, all while tackling the latest TikTok trends and even discussing the existence of chicken noodle soup-flavored cough drops (yes, really!). Expect plenty of laughs and maybe even some unexpected food for thought.And if that wasn’t enough, the crew breaks down the viral moment from President Trump’s inauguration, where Mark Zuckerberg was caught seemingly staring at Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos’ fiancée. Social media had a field day with the clip, as memes flooded the internet dissecting the Meta CEO’s distracted glance. Whether intentional or not, the incident added another layer of entertainment to an already surreal event.The episode wraps up with heartfelt gratitude for their growing audience, including their surprising fan base in Germany. Listeners are invited to join their lively trivia nights in support of community causes like Toys for Tots. Whether you’re watching on YouTube, Facebook, or supporting them on <a href='https://www.patreon.com/after2beers'>Patreon</a>, the After 2 Beers crew appreciates every single fan. As they share their stories and invite listeners into their world, they also remind everyone of the importance of staying connected, checking in on friends, and offering support. Stick around—there’s plenty more weird and wonderful podcasting adventures ahead!<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of &lt;em&gt;After 2 Beers&lt;/em&gt;, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin&amp;apos; dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores the passionate world of collecting as Dutch surprises Michael with a Matt Foley Funko Pop, sparking a lively conversation about treasured memorabilia.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Get ready for an entertaining deep dive into social dynamics and fashion faux pas at high-profile events. The hosts humorously dissect how societal expectations shape women&amp;apos;s wardrobe choices and the reactions they provoke. Along the way, they share personal stories from smoky bingo nights and quirky bar experiences, all while tackling the latest TikTok trends and even discussing the existence of chicken noodle soup-flavored cough drops (yes, really!). Expect plenty of laughs and maybe even some unexpected food for thought.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And if that wasn’t enough, the crew breaks down the viral moment from President Trump’s inauguration, where Mark Zuckerberg was caught seemingly staring at Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos’ fiancée. Social media had a field day with the clip, as memes flooded the internet dissecting the Meta CEO’s distracted glance. Whether intentional or not, the incident added another layer of entertainment to an already surreal event.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The episode wraps up with heartfelt gratitude for their growing audience, including their surprising fan base in Germany. Listeners are invited to join their lively trivia nights in support of community causes like Toys for Tots. Whether you’re watching on YouTube, Facebook, or supporting them on &lt;a href='https://www.patreon.com/after2beers'&gt;Patreon&lt;/a&gt;, the &lt;em&gt;After 2 Beers&lt;/em&gt; crew appreciates every single fan. As they share their stories and invite listeners into their world, they also remind everyone of the importance of staying connected, checking in on friends, and offering support. Stick around—there’s plenty more weird and wonderful podcasting adventures ahead!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explor...

#173 After 2 Beers: Excavator Rampage, Bullet Trains & Mark Zuckerberg's Day Dreams

Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin&apos;, is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with our sports chatter as we keep one eye on the Notre Dame game amidst the laughter. From peculiar happenings at Piggly Wiggly to the whimsical idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, we cover all the bizarre stories you didn’t know you needed. Dive into the world of &quot;Divorce Day&quot; in January and the fascinating, if not slightly absurd, reasons behind it, like the fallout of disappointing holiday gifts. There&apos;s also a nudge towards practicality with stories about backup underwear and discussions on how the holiday stress can send people running for the divorce lawyer. We mix humor with insight, ensuring you’re informed and entertained all at once. Our quirky tales don’t stop there! We venture into the realm of video conferencing dysmorphia and ponder the mysteries of blinking clocks that mock our procrastination. Relive a fabricated strip club adventure and look at California’s wildfires with both sincerity and a touch of humor. As we close, we hit on the importance of reaching out to loved ones post-holiday, reminding everyone of the power of connection and gratitude. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, insights, and stories that promise a delightful escape from the mundane.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin&amp;apos;, is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with our sports chatter as we keep one eye on the Notre Dame game amidst the laughter.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From peculiar happenings at Piggly Wiggly to the whimsical idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, we cover all the bizarre stories you didn’t know you needed. Dive into the world of &amp;quot;Divorce Day&amp;quot; in January and the fascinating, if not slightly absurd, reasons behind it, like the fallout of disappointing holiday gifts. There&amp;apos;s also a nudge towards practicality with stories about backup underwear and discussions on how the holiday stress can send people running for the divorce lawyer. We mix humor with insight, ensuring you’re informed and entertained all at once.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Our quirky tales don’t stop there! We venture into the realm of video conferencing dysmorphia and ponder the mysteries of blinking clocks that mock our procrastination. Relive a fabricated strip club adventure and look at California’s wildfires with both sincerity and a touch of humor. As we close, we hit on the importance of reaching out to loved ones post-holiday, reminding everyone of the power of connection and gratitude. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, insights, and stories that promise a delightful escape from the mundane.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up wi...

#172 After 2 Beers: Backup Underwear, $20,000 Tips, and a Trip to the Piggly Wiggly: The Quirky Side of Life

Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between &quot;Merry Christmas&quot; and &quot;Happy Holidays&quot; to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there&apos;s never a dull moment, and you&apos;re invited to be part of the fun. Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction. As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we&apos;ve built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It&apos;s all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let&apos;s toast to the joy of laughter and connection.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between &amp;quot;Merry Christmas&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Happy Holidays&amp;quot; to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there&amp;apos;s never a dull moment, and you&amp;apos;re invited to be part of the fun.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we&amp;apos;ve built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It&amp;apos;s all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let&amp;apos;s toast to the joy of laughter and connection.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listen...

#171 After 2 Beers: Prankster Shenanigans, Werewolf Babies, and a Deputy's DUI Downfall

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like &quot;Don&apos;t kill any kids today&quot; and &quot;Get off your damn phone&quot; bring humor to everyday traffic. We&apos;re sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &quot;Puddin&apos;&quot; Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It&apos;s all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won&apos;t find in your typical headlines. From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way. We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can&apos;t ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that&apos;s equal parts entertaining and enlightening.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like &amp;quot;Don&amp;apos;t kill any kids today&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Get off your damn phone&amp;quot; bring humor to everyday traffic. We&amp;apos;re sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &amp;quot;Puddin&amp;apos;&amp;quot; Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It&amp;apos;s all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won&amp;apos;t find in your typical headlines.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can&amp;apos;t ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that&amp;apos;s equal parts entertaining and enlightening.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downrigh...

#170 After 2 Beers: Ketamine Confessions and Imaginary Bear Attacks: Crime Gone Wild

The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

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