What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of &quot;utter junkitis&quot; kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations.  Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That&apos;s just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris&apos;s motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives. The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of &amp;quot;utter junkitis&amp;quot; kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That&amp;apos;s just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris&amp;apos;s motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the fut...

#168 After 2 Beers: 'Utter Junkitis'- A Dive into Peculiar Anatomy, AI Love Lives, and Deadly Escapades

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what&apos;s the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box. Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn&apos;t as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today&apos;s media landscape? We&apos;ll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary &quot;Chimp Crazy.&quot; You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online. Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what&amp;apos;s the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn&amp;apos;t as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today&amp;apos;s media landscape? We&amp;apos;ll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary &amp;quot;Chimp Crazy.&amp;quot; You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a...

#167 After 2 Beers: Cheesy Chaos, Chimpanzee Frenzy, and 'Ex-in-the-Box'

Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious &quot;Am I the Asshole?&quot; scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed. Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as &quot;corn sweat,&quot; share random fun facts like the &quot;bacon gene,&quot; and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe. And ever wonder why white dog turds have vanished? We’ve got the scoop on that too. Relationships can be a battlefield, especially when it comes to sharing snacks. We share our own funny and frustrating experiences of hiding junk food from significant others. Wrapping things up, we bring you some jaw-dropping police misadventures, including a couple’s SUV ending up in a river and a cop’s embarrassing moment at a Kenny Chesney concert. Lastly, we touch on the importance of mental health, encouraging everyone to support each other through life&apos;s challenges, especially in these turbulent times. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and thought-provoking conversations that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious &amp;quot;Am I the Asshole?&amp;quot; scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney concert – laughter guaranteed.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Have you ever thought about what your ideal funeral would look like? We certainly have! With a touch of humor, we explore the idea of making funerals more enjoyable, discussing everything from traditional services to lively celebrations of life. Want to avoid the summer humidity? We’ve got you covered! We chat about the quirky phenomenon known as &amp;quot;corn sweat,&amp;quot; share random fun facts like the &amp;quot;bacon gene,&amp;quot; and reminisce about RL Stine’s days with Bazooka Joe. And ever wonder why white dog turds have vanished? We’ve got the scoop on that too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Relationships can be a battlefield, especially when it comes to sharing snacks. We share our own funny and frustrating experiences of hiding junk food from significant others. Wrapping things up, we bring you some jaw-dropping police misadventures, including a couple’s SUV ending up in a river and a cop’s embarrassing moment at a Kenny Chesney concert. Lastly, we touch on the importance of mental health, encouraging everyone to support each other through life&amp;apos;s challenges, especially in these turbulent times. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and thought-provoking conversations that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Ches...

#166 After 2 Beers: Voting Woes, Corn Sweat Curiosities, and a Cop Who Couldn't Hold It

Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin&apos; Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we&apos;d impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life&apos;s moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don&apos;t miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more! In this episode&apos;s &quot;Life Lessons and Advice&quot; segment, we&apos;re getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It&apos;s not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we sprinkle in some humor, debating everything from quirky historical anecdotes to personal boundaries like sharing toothbrushes. Finally, we wrap up with a mix of light-hearted banter and meaningful reflections. Laugh with us as we recount the first recorded mooning in 66 AD and ponder the comedic logistics of an Olympic pole vaulter with a unique anatomical feature. We also share the story of an Australian breakdancer&apos;s less-than-stellar Olympic performance and invite you to suggest drinks for our next review segment. Before signing off, we underscore the power of kindness and simple gestures, inviting you to join us next Thursday at eight for more engaging conversations and connections.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin&amp;apos; Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we&amp;apos;d impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life&amp;apos;s moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don&amp;apos;t miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In this episode&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;Life Lessons and Advice&amp;quot; segment, we&amp;apos;re getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It&amp;apos;s not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we sprinkle in some humor, debating everything from quirky historical anecdotes to personal boundaries like sharing toothbrushes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Finally, we wrap up with a mix of light-hearted banter and meaningful reflections. Laugh with us as we recount the first recorded mooning in 66 AD and ponder the comedic logistics of an Olympic pole vaulter with a unique anatomical feature. We also share the story of an Australian breakdancer&amp;apos;s less-than-stellar Olympic performance and invite you to suggest drinks for our next review segment. Before signing off, we underscore the power of kindness and simple gestures, inviting you to join us next Thursday at eight for more engaging conversations and connections.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity...

#165 After 2 Beers: Cocktail Creativity, Financial Wisdom, and Olympic Oddities

What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &quot;The Puddin&apos;&quot; Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy&apos;s picks like &quot;Tin Cup&quot; and &quot;Remember the Titans&quot; to under-the-radar gems like &quot;The Running Man,&quot; our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering food near closing time and laugh our way through the &quot;Am I the Asshole?&quot; segment, where mundane dilemmas take on a whole new level of hilarity. Have you ever wondered why there&apos;s no blockbuster movie about darts? Neither have we, but that doesn&apos;t stop us from exploring quirky subjects like the mating habits of male ladybugs and the phenomenon of &quot;latchkey incontinence.&quot; We blend fascinating facts about zebras and cryonics with personal anecdotes and musings on why old-school adult magazines have a nostalgic charm. Our dive into the world of extreme body modifications, such as the rhino piercing, is both cringe-worthy and fascinating, offering listeners a glimpse into some of the more eccentric trends out there. But it’s not all fun and games; we also address serious topics like the controversial candidacy of Mark Edgington, a convicted murderer running for the New Hampshire House. Our conversation touches on the divisive nature of political expressions through provocative flags and the chaotic state of current politics. With a mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, this episode promises a dynamic and engaging experience. Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of topics, and make sure to share your thoughts and suggestions for future episodes!<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &amp;quot;The Puddin&amp;apos;&amp;quot; Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy&amp;apos;s picks like &amp;quot;Tin Cup&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Remember the Titans&amp;quot; to under-the-radar gems like &amp;quot;The Running Man,&amp;quot; our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering food near closing time and laugh our way through the &amp;quot;Am I the Asshole?&amp;quot; segment, where mundane dilemmas take on a whole new level of hilarity.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Have you ever wondered why there&amp;apos;s no blockbuster movie about darts? Neither have we, but that doesn&amp;apos;t stop us from exploring quirky subjects like the mating habits of male ladybugs and the phenomenon of &amp;quot;latchkey incontinence.&amp;quot; We blend fascinating facts about zebras and cryonics with personal anecdotes and musings on why old-school adult magazines have a nostalgic charm. Our dive into the world of extreme body modifications, such as the rhino piercing, is both cringe-worthy and fascinating, offering listeners a glimpse into some of the more eccentric trends out there.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But it’s not all fun and games; we also address serious topics like the controversial candidacy of Mark Edgington, a convicted murderer running for the New Hampshire House. Our conversation touches on the divisive nature of political expressions through provocative flags and the chaotic state of current politics. With a mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, this episode promises a dynamic and engaging experience. Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of topics, and make sure to share your thoughts and suggestions for future episodes!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy's picks like "Tin Cup" and "Remember the Titans" to under-the-radar gems like "The Running Man," our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of orderi...

#164 After 2 Beers: Sports Movie Showdown, Unexpected Bug Facts, and Late Night Dining Dilemmas

The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

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