Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between &quot;Merry Christmas&quot; and &quot;Happy Holidays&quot; to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there&apos;s never a dull moment, and you&apos;re invited to be part of the fun. Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction. As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we&apos;ve built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It&apos;s all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let&apos;s toast to the joy of laughter and connection.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between &amp;quot;Merry Christmas&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Happy Holidays&amp;quot; to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners chiming in during our live trivia nights, there&amp;apos;s never a dull moment, and you&amp;apos;re invited to be part of the fun.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Get ready for some truly bizarre tales that put the “strange” in stranger than fiction. Picture this: a man makes quite the impression at a Connecticut Italian restaurant, and it’s not because of his choice of pasta. We also dive into a hairy situation in Europe, where infants unexpectedly developed werewolf-like symptoms due to a misapplied medication. The absurdity continues with stories of law enforcement blunders, including a newly appointed deputy whose stellar career was hilariously cut short by a DUI incident. Each tale is more unexpected than the last, proving that reality can indeed be stranger than fiction.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As we close out the episode, we turn the spotlight on community and connection. Reflecting on nearly seven years of podcasting, we celebrate the vibrant community we&amp;apos;ve built, from hosting trivia nights to sharing a beer or two with our Patreon supporters. We reminisce about past guests who’ve graced our show and emphasize the importance of kindness, especially during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. It&amp;apos;s all about spreading good cheer and making sure no one feels alone during this festive time. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let&amp;apos;s toast to the joy of laughter and connection.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&amp;M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listen...

#171 After 2 Beers: Prankster Shenanigans, Werewolf Babies, and a Deputy's DUI Downfall

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like &quot;Don&apos;t kill any kids today&quot; and &quot;Get off your damn phone&quot; bring humor to everyday traffic. We&apos;re sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &quot;Puddin&apos;&quot; Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It&apos;s all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won&apos;t find in your typical headlines. From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way. We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can&apos;t ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that&apos;s equal parts entertaining and enlightening.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like &amp;quot;Don&amp;apos;t kill any kids today&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Get off your damn phone&amp;quot; bring humor to everyday traffic. We&amp;apos;re sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael &amp;quot;Puddin&amp;apos;&amp;quot; Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It&amp;apos;s all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright hilarious side of news that you won&amp;apos;t find in your typical headlines.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From a South Korean man strapped with creepy crawlies in Peru to a UK drug dealer hilariously outing his own ketamine stash, our stories this episode are as bizarre as they come. We delve into a world where imaginary bear attacks on luxury cars become the centerpiece of fraud schemes. Join us as we unpack these wild tales of criminal creativity and marvel at the absurdity of it all—because sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, and a little folly goes a long way.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We also tackle the dynamics of friendships, questioning what makes them tick and how they evolve over time. With personal anecdotes, we contrast the often-complicated bonds women navigate with the simplicity of male camaraderie. And speaking of bonds, we can&amp;apos;t ignore the modern parental worries that seem to have taken a nosedive into over-vigilance. From tracking apps to a surprising number of shelter mice, we ponder the fine line between care and intrusion, all while keeping it light-hearted with tales of monkeys and hamsters causing chaos. So grab your drink and join us for a cozy chat that&amp;apos;s equal parts entertaining and enlightening.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downrigh...

#170 After 2 Beers: Ketamine Confessions and Imaginary Bear Attacks: Crime Gone Wild

Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial minds can have a sense of humor. As we hit the road on this podcast ride, we fondly recall the bygone days of a go-kart race in Richmond, only to be sidetracked by the tale of a fake Halloween parade in Dublin. Thousands were left scratching their heads and checking their calendars when a hoax website rallied them for an event that didn&apos;t exist. The unpredictability of social media strikes again, leading us into a discussion about the whimsical world of viral content, like a Canadian couple&apos;s shock upon discovering a wall full of stuffed animals in their garage. We speculate on its use as insulation and how such oddities capture the internet&apos;s imagination. From tales of daring smuggles involving live snakes in pants to healthcare shocks like a forgotten childbirth needle, we wrap up with a medley of wild news and historic anecdotes. Stories like Elvita Adams&apos; miraculous survival from an Empire State Building jump remind us of the mysteries of fate, while the community&apos;s role in supporting cyclists underscores the importance of camaraderie. We encourage everyone to reach out to those in need, fostering connections and sharing a few laughs along the way. So grab a drink, sit back, and join us on this rollercoaster of bizarre and thought-provoking tales.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial minds can have a sense of humor.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As we hit the road on this podcast ride, we fondly recall the bygone days of a go-kart race in Richmond, only to be sidetracked by the tale of a fake Halloween parade in Dublin. Thousands were left scratching their heads and checking their calendars when a hoax website rallied them for an event that didn&amp;apos;t exist. The unpredictability of social media strikes again, leading us into a discussion about the whimsical world of viral content, like a Canadian couple&amp;apos;s shock upon discovering a wall full of stuffed animals in their garage. We speculate on its use as insulation and how such oddities capture the internet&amp;apos;s imagination.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;From tales of daring smuggles involving live snakes in pants to healthcare shocks like a forgotten childbirth needle, we wrap up with a medley of wild news and historic anecdotes. Stories like Elvita Adams&amp;apos; miraculous survival from an Empire State Building jump remind us of the mysteries of fate, while the community&amp;apos;s role in supporting cyclists underscores the importance of camaraderie. We encourage everyone to reach out to those in need, fostering connections and sharing a few laughs along the way. So grab a drink, sit back, and join us on this rollercoaster of bizarre and thought-provoking tales.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificia...

#169 After 2 Beers: Bike Paths, Fake Parades, and Unusual Medical Finds

What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of &quot;utter junkitis&quot; kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations.  Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That&apos;s just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris&apos;s motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives. The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of &amp;quot;utter junkitis&amp;quot; kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That&amp;apos;s just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris&amp;apos;s motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the fut...

#168 After 2 Beers: 'Utter Junkitis'- A Dive into Peculiar Anatomy, AI Love Lives, and Deadly Escapades

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what&apos;s the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box. Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn&apos;t as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today&apos;s media landscape? We&apos;ll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary &quot;Chimp Crazy.&quot; You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online. Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!<a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers">Support the show</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what&amp;apos;s the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a questionable plan involving a shipping box.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are concert ticket prices proving the economy isn&amp;apos;t as grim as it seems? And what do outrageous rumors about a vice presidential candidate and Haitian migrants tell us about today&amp;apos;s media landscape? We&amp;apos;ll break it all down, with a closer look at a disturbing shooting incident in Kentucky that you probably missed. Our discussion moves to the bizarre world of exotic pets, featuring insights from Eric Good’s HBO Max documentary &amp;quot;Chimp Crazy.&amp;quot; You’ll laugh, gasp, and think twice about adopting that cute baby chimp you saw online.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Reflecting on the monumental events that have shaped our lives, we ponder the modern experiences that could define this generation. Could COVID-19 be their “where were you?” moment? We dive into the ethical dilemmas and hazards of keeping exotic pets, sharing heart-wrenching and sometimes grotesque stories of chimpanzees turned violent. Finally, we lighten the mood with some fun monkey mischief and remind everyone to check in on their loved ones, especially as the holiday season approaches. Buckle up for an emotional rollercoaster filled with humor, horror, and heartfelt moments on this episode of the After Two Beers podcast!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/after2beers"&gt;Support the show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a...

#167 After 2 Beers: Cheesy Chaos, Chimpanzee Frenzy, and 'Ex-in-the-Box'

The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

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