<p>Mateo Retegui is headed to Saudi Arabia for a boatload of money while the Italian peninsula is re-inheriting three ageing EURO champions who will fight for the vacant spot with gli Azzurri, Federico Chiesa may have just been given a surprising opportunity thru some dark Ndragheta arts, Gianluigi Donnarumma snaps Jamal Musiala's leg and Neuer goes full Gestapo, Lazio can't sign players and must roll with Mussolini Jr., and Thomas Partey's criminal case demonstrates the risk of keeping a dirtbag under contract. That and more -- enjoy.</p><p><br /></p><p>Follow Sam @imSamAdamo</p>