<p>AUDIENCE (barges in breathless):</p><br><p>Swapcast! It’s happening. They’ve done it again.</p><br><p>SWAPCAST (doesn’t look up):</p><br><p>They always do. switched on their birthdays, science experiment gone wrong. pissing in a fountain. Don't be such a DPW</p><br><p>AUDIENCE (slams The Hollywood Reporter on desk):</p><br><p>No. This is different. It's happening, it's finally happening.</p><br><p>(Audience slides the magazine across the desk. Freakier Friday is on the front cover.</p><br><p>SWAPCAST (takes of their glasses slowly and looks to camera):</p><br><p> Ruh Roh!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>