<p>Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines!</p>
<p>This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts? They don't pop and they're not tart! Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines:</p>
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<p>THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:</p>
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<ul>
<li>Last Meal of 2,400-Year-Old Mummified Corpse Revealed in New Study</li>
<li>London Man Caught Hanging Out Window Wearing Only a Knit Cap</li>
<li>Neighbors Take Action Against “Birdman” After the Great Guano Drop</li>
<li>Cemetery Bans Digital Tombstones After Complaints</li>
<li>Tokyo Video Store Sees Record Visitors as Olympic Wifi Fails For Two Days</li>
<li>Jerry Seinfeld to Direct and Star in a Movie About Pop-Tarts </li>
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