Opie hosts Carl Ruiz, Rich Vos, and Chris Distefano for raw, no-filter comedy chaos.They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food (coq au vin, stolen soufflé, hot dogs).The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Facebook killer/McDonald’s delay story, Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), Isle of Man TT dangers, casino jackpot scams, body roasts, and Yankee game plans.Crude, hilarious, boundary-pushing group banter—classic Opie crew at full throttle. 4/19