Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.<br /><br />Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds! <br /><br />Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:<br /><ul><li>The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).</li><li>Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).</li><li>Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.</li></ul>Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie &amp; Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!