​Well, well, well, we are BACK. 500 feet above the pavement in NYC after a detox way out east on Long Island. It is <b>F U Friday</b> and we are joined by the legendary <b>Ron the Waiter </b>and <b>Comedian Tony P</b> (calling in from the lawless state of Florida).​We thought we’d heard it all, but Opie is officially floored by the absolute insanity of <b>RFK Jr.’s animal obsession</b>. Forget the bear cub; we dive deep into the newly resurfaced story of how the now-HHS Secretary (in 2026) <b>chainsawed a dead whale's head</b> off, bungee-corded it to his minivan, and drove his kids 5 hours with "whale juice" spraying into the windows. We cover the full RFK Animal Greatest Hits, including the roadkill <b>raccoon penis</b> surgery and the Central Park <b>bear cub</b> prank.​Plus: <b>Ron the Waiter</b> makes the bold claim that <b>mermaids are absolutely real</b>, but can’t provide any proof. Opie challenges him to "Just Prove It!" and the debate explodes. Tony P brings the heat from <b>Florida</b>, riding hard for the MAGA movement and <b>Donald Trump</b>, while Opie is venting about <b>insane gas prices</b> that are crushing everyone.​ <br /><b></b><br /><b>Keywords:</b> Opie Radio, F U Friday, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, RFK Jr., RFK whale story, RFK chainsaw, RFK raccoon, RFK bear cub Central Park, Donald Trump, MAGA, gas prices, mermaids are real, NYC comedy podcast.