Finish It!

This week, Matt makes the front page of the local newspaper, Chris gets a full-on super power, and someone learns Dr. Igor's first name! BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I.F.O.H.M. quiz (thanks, John Truckasaurus), the guys meet a nice fella with a lovely thick "skin bracelet," and it's time to Roll a Dude: What's My Creeptobscare Costume edition (roll your own below if you like)! GRAB A 6-SIDED DIE AND GET ROLLIN'! Roll for Mask!: 1 - Werewolf 2 - Frankenstein 3 - Dragon (roll again for type)1 - Ice 2 - Fire 3 - Ninja 4 - Rainbow 5 - Hairy 6 - Silly 4 - Shatner 5 - Noid 6 - Your Own Face Roll for Your Top! 1 - Lab Coat 2 - Glittery Fairy Wings 3 - Wild West Sheriff Vest 4 - Stripey Burglar Shirt 5 - Mayor Sash 6 - Inflatable Muscles Roll for Your Bottoms! 1 - Slug 2 - Speedos and a little shark is attacked to the butt like its biting the butt 3 - Long Uncle Sam Pants that hide stilts 4 - Fake little legs hanging out of a cauldron and it looks like a witch is carrying you in the cauldron 5 - Bellbottoms 6 - Frank-N-Furter Fishnets Roll for Hands! 1 - Crab Claws 2 - Fingerless Gloves 3 - Skeletony! 4 - Go-Go-Gadget 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves Roll for Feet! 1 - Crab Claws 2 - Fingerless Gloves 3 - Skeletony! 4 - Go-Go-Gadget 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves Roll for Accessory: 1 - Magic Wand 2 - Actual Machete (wet) 3 - Purse full of bugs 4 - Hoagie with fingers in it 5 - 1/8 Scale Exact Model of Yourself 6 - Travel Mug of blood that is still too hot to drink Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt is betrayed by his bladder, Chris teases his read via carved pumpkin (it has a cheese knife jammed in the middle of its pumpkin face), and a tormented spirit joins the brothers for a hair-raising Book Re-Boo (like review, get it?)! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism (thanks, Adam!), a quick Correction is made, a good boy earns yummy treats, and we got the cure for Premature Oldface! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

This week, Chris finds the absolute limits of western medicine, Matt draws a bat, and someone feels an ominous breeze in the oddest place! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Chicken Soup for the Who? (thanks, beeeeb!), Matt makes Chris sing not one but TWO parts in the latest edition of Surprise Scaryoke, and HELP I CROAK! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

This week, Creeptobscare is back! The guys picked a book and barely explain why! Hope you're a big fan of doctors and gurneys and Frankenstein monsters because you're about to be up to your neck in that stuff! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Knock-Off Halloween Costume, Predictions are (predictably) predicted, and someone gets a User-mandated gift! Hooray! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, it's barely been 8 months since we started this book and we're already down to 2 lil endings to track down?! Time sure does fly when you're traveling near lightspeed! Will we finish this dang thing this week? LET'S SEE! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Is It An Ending from This Book or An Ending from Somewhere Else quiz (thanks, Esme!), Matt has some Self Care Corner tips for Fall (for probably the 9th time who's even keeping track anymore), brains are opening to eat your books, and someone gets to the bottom of the mystery of the blob people who were objects and are now kind of living things and kind of not! Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire