Dispatches from the Multiverse

<p>Jack Strobe launches a thrilling new podcast.</p> <p><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" src="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds.jpg" alt="Con in 60 Seconds" width="1024" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1852855 img-responsive" srcset="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds.jpg 1024w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds-300x300.jpg 300w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds-150x150.jpg 150w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds-768x768.jpg 768w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds-100x100.jpg 100w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Con-in-60-Seconds-750x750.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></p> <p><span style="font-size:75%;">This was supposed to be a literal 60-second bonus…</span></p>

<p>Thanks to all our the suckers—I mean SPONSORS who helped fund this podcast.</p> <p><img decoding="async" src="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump.jpg" alt="A word from our sponsors…" width="1024" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-991022 img-responsive" srcset="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump.jpg 1024w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump-300x300.jpg 300w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump-150x150.jpg 150w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump-768x768.jpg 768w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump-100x100.jpg 100w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/the-podcast-advertising-dump-750x750.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></p>

<p>Scott, J.R., &#038; Tim answer the fans&#8217; burning questions…</p> <p>If you are that wealthy individual J.R. spoke about who cares deeply about justice in the creative arts, you can <a href="https://venmo.com/The_Tim">unburden your conscience here</a>.</p>

<p>Max, Wilson, and Jack Strobe go on a quest to find Max&#8217;s stolen possessions.</p> <h3><strong>Credits</strong></h3> <p><strong>Max:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/angryoldtim.bsky.social" title="Follow @AngryOldTim on Bluesky">Tim Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Wilson:</strong> Scott Trapp<br /> <strong>Jack Strobe:</strong> J.R. Willett<br /> <strong>Frooper:</strong> Brian Williams<br /> <strong>Tricia (on the phone):</strong> Jeni Ellis<br /> <strong>Glex:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/petertheellis.bsky.social" title="Follow @petertheellis on Bluesky">Peter Ellis</a><br /> <strong>M.O.R.R.I.S.W.:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/adalrifai.bsky.social" title="Follow @adalrifai on Bluesky">Adal Rifai</a><br /> <strong>Sparkles:</strong> Maezie Ellis<br /> <strong>Billy:</strong> Brian Williams<br /> <strong>Producer:</strong> Maezie Ellis<br /> <strong>Dirk Spiffler:</strong> J.R. Willett<br /> <strong>Red:</strong> Brian Williams<br /> <strong>The Judge:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/petertheellis.bsky.social" title="Follow @petertheellis on Bluesky">Peter Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Gnormagn:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/petertheellis.bsky.social" title="Follow @petertheellis on Bluesky">Peter Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Inspector Bower:</strong> Christina Curtis<br /> <strong>Perplexa:</strong> Christina Curtis<br /> <strong>Elder Max:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/angryoldtim.bsky.social" title="Follow @AngryOldTim on Bluesky">Tim Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Free Phillips:</strong> Christina Curtis<br /> <strong>Battle Announcer:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/petertheellis.bsky.social" title="Follow @petertheellis on Bluesky">Peter Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Tricia Xander:</strong> Emily Cheever<br /> <strong>Baby K:</strong> Robert Ellis<br /> <strong>Dr. Poppenkapper:</strong> <a href="https://poppenkapper.com/" title="Dr. Poppenkapper">himself</a><br /> <strong>Fake Max&#8217;s Mom:</strong> Tim Ellis</p> <p><a href="https://discord.gg/b3mPmUkYgA" title="Join Dispatches from the Multiverse on Discord">Join our Discord</a>!</p> <p><strong>This is the final regular episode of the show!</strong> Stay tuned for some post-show bonus content here on the main feed.</p> <p>Thanks for all your support over the years. This has been a completely independent operation, <strong>supported entirely by you, the listeners</strong>. If you&#8217;d like to say thanks and/or support whatever future projects we may take on, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DispatchesFM" title="Support Dispatches from the Multiverse on Patreon">our Patreon will be open</a> for another month or so. Feel free to subscribe for the final month on there, or <a href="https://venmo.com/The_Tim">make a one-time gift with Venmo</a>. &#59;&#41;</p> <p>You can read some of our <a href="https://ellis.fyi/blog/dispatches-from-the-multiverse/" title="What I learned making 300 episodes of my podcast &quot;Dispatches from the Multiverse&quot;">closing thoughts about the show over on Tim&#8217;s personal site here</a>.</p> <p><img decoding="async" src="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000.jpg" alt="Episode 300: The Bageltron 3000" width="1024" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-717659 img-responsive" srcset="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000.jpg 1024w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000-300x300.jpg 300w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000-150x150.jpg 150w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000-768x768.jpg 768w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000-100x100.jpg 100w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/The-Bageltron-3000-750x750.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></p> <p><strong>Producer:</strong> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim" title="Follow @The_Tim on Mastodon">Tim Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Theme Music:</strong> <a href="https://soundcloud.com/evil-d20" title="a1ph4g33k on SoundCloud">a1ph4g33k</a><br /> <strong>Logo:</strong> <a href="https://dribbble.com/abeschmidt" title="Abe Schmidt on Dribbble">Abe Schmidt</a></p>

<p>Max finally finds out who took all his stuff.</p> <h3><strong>Credits</strong></h3> <p><strong>Max:</strong> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/angryoldtim.bsky.social" title="Follow @AngryOldTim on Bluesky">Tim Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Wilson:</strong> Scott Trapp<br /> <strong>Jack Strobe:</strong> J.R. Willett</p> <p><a href="https://discord.gg/b3mPmUkYgA" title="Join Dispatches from the Multiverse on Discord">Join our Discord</a>!</p> <p>Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DispatchesFM" title="Support Dispatches from the Multiverse on Patreon">supporting us on Patreon</a>!</p> <p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show.jpg" alt="Episode 299: Clip Show" width="1024" height="1024" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-487513 img-responsive" srcset="https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show.jpg 1024w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show-300x300.jpg 300w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show-150x150.jpg 150w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show-768x768.jpg 768w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show-100x100.jpg 100w, https://dispatches.fm/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Dispatches-from-the-Multiverse_clip-show-750x750.jpg 750w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></p> <p><strong>Producer:</strong> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Tim" title="Follow @The_Tim on Mastodon">Tim Ellis</a><br /> <strong>Theme Music:</strong> <a href="https://soundcloud.com/evil-d20" title="a1ph4g33k on SoundCloud">a1ph4g33k</a><br /> <strong>Logo:</strong> <a href="https://dribbble.com/abeschmidt" title="Abe Schmidt on Dribbble">Abe Schmidt</a></p>