Hard Factor
Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

Recent Episodes

The “World’s Smartest Man” Proves We Don’t Die When We Die | 12.19.24
DEC 19, 2024
The “World’s Smartest Man” Proves We Don’t Die When We Die | 12.19.24
Episode 1612, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:01:40 - We finally figured out a time-saving tech feature 00:04:10 - Is Pat frenching enough? 00:07:45 - The Gaetz report is coming out because Congress secretly voted to 00:10:20 - Trump is threatening to slap defamation suits on newspapers  00:21:25 - Man wins Scrabble world championships in multiple languages 00:29:35 - Charlotte Hornets “prank” 13-year-old boy in front of entire crowd 00:35:20 - Newsom declares state of emergency over the Bird Flu 00:36:10 - The world’s smartest man says we don’t die when we die and he can prove it 00:41:05 - The Fed is not cutting rates as much as they said and Congress’ new budget bill 00:42:00 - NASA astronauts are staying stranded on the ISS even longer now   Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 MIN
Timberlake’s Dong & Two Men Die After Using Guano To Grow Weed | 12.18.24
DEC 18, 2024
Timberlake’s Dong & Two Men Die After Using Guano To Grow Weed | 12.18.24
Episode 1611, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:03:35 Wardrobe malfunction reveals the size of Justin Timberlake’s penis 00:14:55 Ken Shamrock had a notoriously small penis 00:06:15 Hannah Kobayashi makes a statement after returning to US 00:22:45 Correction on Wisconsin school shooting 00:23:27 Combat sports keep getting crazier, dad and son team up to destroy opponent in Poland 00:27:40 Former World’s Strongest man destroys two smaller men in British fight league  00:31:35 Trolls not impressed with new Sydney Sweeny bikini pics 00:34:20 Companies are finally forcing employees to return to the office 00:37:35 Two NY men die after using bat shit to grow weed   Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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47 MIN
Syrian War Criminal Accidentally Freed from Prison Live on CNN | 12.17.24
DEC 17, 2024
Syrian War Criminal Accidentally Freed from Prison Live on CNN | 12.17.24
Episode 1610, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Swoopsie Doopsy! Story Lineup (00:05:50) - Big Headlines: School Shooting, Trudeau under fire, 'Monster' Mace, TikTok Ban? (00:12:28) - Whoopsie! Mt. Vernon, NY cops were cavity searching everyone, says the DOJ (00:16:56) - CNN accidentally documents war criminal being freed from prison in Syria (00:29:29) - Virginia Man killed by falling bear in freak hunting accident (00:38:52) - Oscar Pistorius has new gf, looks exactly like old victim gf... (00:44:18) - SHOCKING Study finds single women are less depressed than single men Thank you for listening!! If you need more Hard Factor and want to support the pod, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and the Discord chat server! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 MIN
Visiting Priest tells 4th grade class Santa isn’t real, tears follow | 12.16.24
DEC 16, 2024
Visiting Priest tells 4th grade class Santa isn’t real, tears follow | 12.16.24
Episode 1609, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:11 Story previews 00:04:34 Sup with Nancy Mace? 00:06:17 Pastor tells 10 year olds at their school that there is no santa 00:22:00 Chatbot sympathizes with parents killers to 9 year old International Moment 00:32:12 Pelosi’s hip is broke, but she ain’t 00:35:18 Krampus Fest 2024 - It’s growing 00:37:47 Thai Man bit in the testicles by python on toilet 00:39:34 People are shooting at NJ Drones   Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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51 MIN
Biden Pardoning Everyone and Joe Mama and New Stacked OF Cop | 12.13.24
DEC 13, 2024
Biden Pardoning Everyone and Joe Mama and New Stacked OF Cop | 12.13.24
Episode 1608, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:00 -  Low Life Louie hooked the boys up with some vintage snapback caps 00:03:10 -  Story teases and horniness 00:07:20 -  Biden commuted 1,500 and pardoned another 39 others 00:18:50 -  PETA is not real happy with our Nosferatu segment yesterday 00:24:05 -  Kamala Harris Call Her Daddy update on where the 100k went 00:27:35 -  Horny inappropriate cops busted for sexual abuse in Worcester, MA 00:32:20 -  We have a new OF cop who was fired and CBS interviewed her about it 00:39:00 -  Humpback whale traverses three oceans for some cheeks 00:43:10 -  Football updates: Bill Belichick is the new coach at UNC and Joe Burrow’s home break-in and new gf    Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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55 MIN