The Offensive
The Offensive

The Offensive

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An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.


'The Thick of it meets Fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The Guardian


'Ultra-sharp satire' - GQ


This podcast is a serial, begin at Episode 1.



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Recent Episodes

Episode 188 - The Final Finale: Part 2
MAY 29, 2023
Episode 188 - The Final Finale: Part 2

The fate of the club and its staff hang in the balance as 5 years of mismanagement and greed come home to roost.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall


John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie


Additional Voices:

Natalie Green

Joel Emery

Adam Jarrell


Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd.



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episode 186 - Full Time
MAY 15, 2023
Episode 186 - Full Time

Matchday 38 and just 90 minutes of football remain in the 2022/23 Premier League season as Ashwood City throw everything at survival.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Joel Emery as Dan Watson


As themselves:

Peter Drury

Gary Lineker

Alan Shearer

Micah Richards

Jules Breach

Kate Mason

Danny Jamieson 



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd.



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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35 MIN