<p>It&#39;s really annoying.  And I can already read the comments made by self-conscious people who feel I&#39;m calling them out: &quot;Oh, you’re just saying this because you’re short.” No, no, I&#39;m saying it because your parrots sound ridiculous.  It&#39;s the opposite of cute when you&#39;ve heard the same exact quotes a million times before.  Like the dudes who fall for that cringe mess are themselves dudes who think a height differential between themselves and some girl makes them seem more interesting or manly or cool.  It&#39;s pathetically insecure.  But then again, maybe it&#39;s a match made in heaven.  Two boring individuals get together and help denoise the dating pool for me.  If a girl I was into said “I’m so short&quot; as some type of attention-seeking quote more than 2 times, I’m dropping her.  Simple as that.</p>