<p>This is the one-hundred and twenty-ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Cap'n Crunch has got to be kidding us, Dan tries the world's first cereal made from...<em>yeugh</em>...and Pop-Tarts finally does what people have been asking them to do for, like, 50 years.</p><p>Catch up on our cereal rankings at <a href="tinyurl.com/tebrank">tinyurl.com/tebrank</a>!</p><p>Support us on Patreon at <a href="patreon.com/theemptybowl">patreon.com/theemptybowl</a>!</p>
