The Snake's Paw

<p>Can any mortal mind withstand the horror of the impossibly foreign life forms that wait in the vast darkness beyond? We have some ideas . . . and let's just say those ideas are a bit FUZZY. </p><p></p><p>Support us by donation or subscription at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw">http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw</a> </p><p></p><p>Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier. </p><p></p><p>Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://chrismarroy.com/art">chrismarroy.com/art</a> </p><p></p><p>#WhatIf #Muppets #cosmichorror</p>

<p>In celebration of the upcoming revival of Dexter, we ask ourselves: what if the lovably naive child star of a 24/7 live-feed reality show grew up to be a serial killer?</p><p>Support us by donation or subscription at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw">http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw</a></p><p>Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier.</p><p>Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://chrismarroy.com/art">chrismarroy.com/art</a></p><p>#dexter #WhatIf #Crossover #OriginalSin #resurrection #dextermorgan #Muppets</p>

<p>Welcome aboard the Starship Mudskipper, a sci-fi comedy adventure set somewhere in the cold, cruel, distant future. </p><p>This compilation brings together the entire second season (Episodes 5-8) of the ridiculous, heartfelt, and hilariously chaotic journey of a crew uniquely unqualified to solve the kinds of galaxy-wide catastrophes that they themselves keep accidentally triggering. Whether you're a first-time traveler, a seasoned Starship veteran, a drifting space-parasite, or just trying to catch up before Season Three drops, this is your perfect launch point. </p><p>Created by Jack Townsend, </p><p>Produced by The Snake’s Paw podcast </p><p>Featuring the voices of: Andrew Farrier, Helen Jaksch, Matt Standley, Jeff Quach, Matthew Morris, Erica Durr, Jack Townsend, High Priest Robi, James Lanius, Lauren George, John Angelo Cassaro, Murk Dreher, Andy Armstrong, Wid Lewin, Lady Delaney, and special guests Mister CreepyPasta <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" class="mention-chip ytcp-social-suggestion-input" href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCJMemx7yz_1QwXjHG_rXRhg"> @MrCreepyPasta </a> and The Dark Somnium <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" class="mention-chip ytcp-social-suggestion-input" href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC_e39rWdkQqo5-LbiLiU10g"> @Darksomnium </a> </p><p>Original Music by Helen Jaksch </p><p>Character Art by Pink Enigma @PinkEnigma </p><p>Snake Wrangler - Jerry Pascal </p><p>Interstellar Location Scout - Bofana </p><p>Scientific Consultant - Absolutely no one </p><p>Alien Vocal Coach - !-*(^8%# </p><p>Time Travel Continuity Editor - TBD </p><p>Emergency Clown Deployment Specialist - Sara Green </p><p>Quantum Forklift Operator - Ada S. </p><p>Special Thanks to Mr. CreepyPasta and all of our ko-fi supporters: MilfordCubiclePDX, P!nk Enigma, Cierra Anderson, Angie, Suzanne, Zero132132, Tom George, Creepy, MattStandley, Ginny B, Vanna, Q Sagataw, Sumi, Chris Garnett, Spacey Trash Pandas, Levi, Brooke Larsen, Amy,Kurkz, Dev,Emily Rifting, chels2455, Shana Walton, D-Eddie &amp; M-Pam, queerfrankie, Alex, himbojerry 😎, Autumn s, Deb, everyvonne, Kathy Hume, Smookie, -pan-fried-, Raikura, Fistdantilus, and NinjaCat35736 </p><p>Special NO THANKS to Detective Thomas Rodney (he knows what he did). </p><p>Support the show at: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw">https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw</a> Grab some merch: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/">https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/</a> </p><p>Check out Mafo’s Book at: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMQCFN7Q">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMQCFN7Q</a> </p><p>Check out Jack’s Books at: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/173282780X">https://www.amazon.com/dp/173282780X</a> </p><p>Starship Mudskipper is a serial science fiction audio-drama brought to you by the creator of Tales from the Gas Station. Equal parts comedy, space opera, and existential crisis.</p>

<p>After accidentally erasing 97% of existence, the crews of the Starship Mudskipper and the Empire Mothership all head to the only place left: the center of the universe.</p><p>Support us by donation at Ko-fi: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw">https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw</a></p><p>Check out Snake's Paw gear at our Spreadshop: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/">https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/</a></p><p>Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris, Helen Jaksch, James Lanius, High Priest Robi, Erica Durr, Lady Delaney, Matt Standley, John Angelo Cassaro, Jeff Quach, Murk Dreher, Jack Townsend, and special guest <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" class="mention-chip ytcp-social-suggestion-input" href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCJMemx7yz_1QwXjHG_rXRhg">MrCreepyPasta.</a>​</p>

<p>In most Basic Pitches, we take a story idea and drive the stakes up to ridiculous heights. Today, we take the opposite approach and ask ourselves: what would the Saw franchise look like as a children's television program?</p><p></p><p>Support us by donation or subscription at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw">http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw</a></p>