Watch every episode ad-free & uncensored on Patreon: https://patreon.com/dannyjones Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer, and host of "The Derp with Kurp" podcast. SPONSORS https://shopify.com/dannyjones - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today. http://amentara.com/go/dj - Use code DJ22 for 22% off. https://takeultra.com - Use code DANNY for 15% off. https://whiterabbitenergy.com/?ref=DJP - Use code DJP for 20% off. EPISODE LINKS @kurtmetzgercomedy https://kurtmetzgercomedy.com FOLLOW DANNY JONES https://www.instagram.com/dannyjones https://twitter.com/jonesdanny OUTLINE 00:00 - Hyung Jin Moon & the Sanctuary Church 02:12 - VICE is a CIA cut-out 03:42 - Yellow ribbon psyop 06:36 - ISIS & America are friends now 08:36 - Trump was appointed by Jesus Christ? 09:29 - The Shabbat network 12:45 - Scott Horton & 9/11 19:17 - Hypernormalization in America 20:42 - Bin Laden was a puppet & other patsys 23:02 - The connection between aliens & SRA 26:51 - Why aliens aren't demons 32:52 - American Disney adults (CLIP) 35:28 - Populism 37:27 - Truth about Kindergarten 40:30 - CIA's clown-world & the psyops division 48:43 - Pizzagate 53:28 - MK Monarch & Satanic super-soldiers 58:30 - Howard Lutnick, 9/11 & black magic 01:05:19 - Satanists 01:14:57 - Stabbed on prom night 01:17:02 - The reality of the Epstein operation 01:25:42 - Trump's supporters turning on him 01:29:57 - Prince Charles "monarch" conspiracy 01:32:00 - What was cut from Epstein's interview with Bannon 01:33:52 - Epstein's chalkboard deciphered 01:37:45 - Flat earth & nukes are fake 01:42:27 - The origin of "tin foil hat" 01:46:28 - Messed up families in Hollywood 01:55:08 - U.S. is going to draft people for Iran War 02:04:46 - Epstein is still alive 02:13:04 - Shia LeBeouf's relationship to Epstein 02:22:22 - The Jewish version of Sharia Law 02:25:46 - Why we have 2 political parties 02:29:26 - Lyn Buchanan's alien story 02:31:54 - Trans-dimensional trillionaires 02:34:12 - Ghislaine's obsession with Atlantis 02:38:37 - How the Dalai Lama is chosen 02:40:33 - China's social credit system 02:47:27 - ICE aren't real police 02:53:33 - Ormus the elixir of life 03:01:00 - What the FBI is hiding about Pizzagate 03:03:11 - How America creates terrorists 03:12:43 - Why free speech is a great idea 03:15:37 - How Florida is cooperating with Israel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices